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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Monkey Face
1. 1100!!! w00t!
2. Mad Bastard was/is/shallbe a fearsome monster ;)
1,101
posted on
12/04/2005 10:44:50 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
I am in awe of your determination and your talent. You GO, guy!
(Thanks! I didn't even realize the 1100 was that close!)
1,102
posted on
12/04/2005 10:46:39 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: King Prout; Army Air Corps
"Guillaume le Batard" The man who has cost us millions of hours speaking in polite circumlocutions instead of using the simple four-letter Anglo-Saxon equivalents for such things as urination, defecation, and copulation.
Ask George Carlin. He'll explain it.
1,103
posted on
12/04/2005 10:49:35 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: NicknamedBob
oh, I know.
Francophone bigotry persists nearly 1000 years after its inception.
oh, the humanity!
1,104
posted on
12/04/2005 10:50:55 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Monkey Face
now, if only I could find a way to make a heap of money with all this talent... dammit!
1,105
posted on
12/04/2005 10:51:39 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
You and me both, brother.
Or, in the current lexicon, "Bofus!"
1,106
posted on
12/04/2005 10:52:58 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: King Prout
1,107
posted on
12/04/2005 10:55:19 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: King Prout
Yah...why couldn't we have been born rich instead of so darn good looking, talented and modest to a fault???
1,108
posted on
12/04/2005 11:03:47 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: NicknamedBob
Hi, Bob.
Been looking for a wife for your wife, lately?
1,109
posted on
12/04/2005 11:04:29 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Darksheare
well... if she did [BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP!] with me, I might be salvageable.
of course, as there is no hope of any of those things happening, the point you make stands: damaged beyond hope.
1,110
posted on
12/04/2005 11:12:37 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: NicknamedBob
1,111
posted on
12/04/2005 11:13:06 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Monkey Face
1,112
posted on
12/04/2005 11:13:28 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Monkey Face
"Been looking for a wife for your wife, lately?" I gave her a rundown of the conversation we had here about it.
She seemed oddly non-committal. Strange. One would think she'd be excited about having a maid...
1,113
posted on
12/04/2005 11:14:30 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: NicknamedBob; Alice au Wonderland
supposition:
"couchez avec" --> "couchez(r)-couchez(r)" --> "cootchie-cootchie"
1,114
posted on
12/04/2005 11:19:51 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: All; yall
Holy cow, y'all have been busy. Over 350 posts since I was last here...
1,115
posted on
12/04/2005 11:23:24 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland
1,116
posted on
12/04/2005 11:25:28 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: King Prout
LOL, We're horribly twisted too.
"Hold still, this won't hurt a bit. If you move, I may very well melt your brain!" -foreseen taunt tossed at a troll...
1,117
posted on
12/04/2005 12:03:44 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Darksheare; King Prout
Actually, I think that it is everyone else who fails to meet our standards of convoluted normality.
1,118
posted on
12/04/2005 12:21:13 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: NicknamedBob
1,119
posted on
12/04/2005 12:23:54 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: NicknamedBob
yeech!
'70's flashback.
ick.
1,120
posted on
12/04/2005 12:24:26 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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