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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Monkey Face; A CA Guy; Irish_Thatcherite
What if we are all suffering from PMS?


10,661 posted on 12/24/2005 8:18:16 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, so you had to be present for the treadmill heart tests then.


10,662 posted on 12/24/2005 8:18:38 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: tuliptree76; Irish_Thatcherite

"...100 km = 62.14 miles"

Pretty slow, by Western standards...75-85 is GOOD!
(Pedal to the METAL!!)


10,663 posted on 12/24/2005 8:20:29 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Now my lips are bored...


10,664 posted on 12/24/2005 8:20:40 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: A CA Guy

Not me! I have no idea what you're saying..."tests?"

What?


10,665 posted on 12/24/2005 8:22:07 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face; A CA Guy
Not me! I have no idea what you're saying..."tests?"

YOU made their heart rates go up!

10,666 posted on 12/24/2005 8:23:44 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

"YOU made their heart rates go up!"

Not I, said the chicken!!


10,667 posted on 12/24/2005 8:26:01 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face

Uh huh. Right. ;-)


10,668 posted on 12/24/2005 8:27:09 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Monkey Face
"*old married farts smile sadly, even remiscingly, and take a step back*"
Is that so you aren't stricken by the fumes?

Fubes? Whad fubes?

10,669 posted on 12/24/2005 8:29:17 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: tuliptree76

Shall I ping some folks?
Or is it futile, since this is Christmas Eve and we are about the only Singles on the Thread?


10,670 posted on 12/24/2005 8:29:54 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: tuliptree76
Friends just showed up at the door with several gifts from Neiman Marcus. Is that a good thing?

A leather jacket and a couple of other things it appears.

I told them I would leave that to look at Christmas morning. Then they left in the fog while saying MERRY CHRISTMAS.
10,671 posted on 12/24/2005 8:31:01 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: sionnsar

ROTFLMBO!!!

OK, Bilbo! Whatever you say! LOL!


10,672 posted on 12/24/2005 8:31:33 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face

It's probably futile. You can try though.


10,673 posted on 12/24/2005 8:32:04 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76
Well, *IF* a line ever forms below my window, I will provide hot tea. LOL!

Ummm... might one suggest hiring some help to provide that service...?

10,674 posted on 12/24/2005 8:32:15 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: Monkey Face

My sister called to insist I go over to her house, have dinner and to then listen to how miserable her life has been the last week or so.

Oh joy!


10,675 posted on 12/24/2005 8:32:15 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

A leather jacket? Those are nice friends!


10,676 posted on 12/24/2005 8:33:12 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: A CA Guy

Tell your sister to come and visit me...I'd be glad to hear someone else's view on life, love and S-E-X...


10,677 posted on 12/24/2005 8:34:17 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: sionnsar; Irish_Thatcherite; A CA Guy; Monkey Face
Ummm... might one suggest hiring some help to provide that service...?

I won't need any help. IT was the only one who showed up. ;-)

10,678 posted on 12/24/2005 8:34:36 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Oh, I've easily saved them a few thousand dollars this year with some computer help in their doctor's office.


10,679 posted on 12/24/2005 8:35:43 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Monkey Face

She can depress a clown if you talk with her more than 15 minutes.


10,680 posted on 12/24/2005 8:37:13 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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