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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: NicknamedBob

"Four fifths," huh? Thanks! (It's better than nothing so I won't complain...)

Don't bother to ping the loons. It might cause a change in the atmospheric pressure and my ears would pop.


10,501 posted on 12/24/2005 6:15:42 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: A CA Guy

LOL! Yeah...

For some reason, I get more action in other people's minds than I really do. ROFLOL!


10,502 posted on 12/24/2005 6:16:01 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Monkey Face

Yes, the little beast gets to come conditionally.

First, he had a special bath and has special hair treatment stuff put on so he smells good for lots of hugs tomorrow.

At lunch, he will feature the car so we can eat in peace.

It is 72 degrees out here in the day now.
We are having a warm winter so far.
Not even sure if we will go under 58 degrees tonight.


10,503 posted on 12/24/2005 6:16:07 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: tuliptree76
Any volunteers?

Me!! *kiss*

10,504 posted on 12/24/2005 6:16:27 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Should I plant an oak tree in my yard in the hope that mistletoe will grow?


10,505 posted on 12/24/2005 6:17:32 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
I heard T76 has kept her pet fish in front of Shamu commercials about water parks and now the fish swims full circles around the bottom of the bowl, then builds up speed to leap up and over the bowl, especially for ice-cream.
10,506 posted on 12/24/2005 6:18:10 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
*blushes*

:-*

I think that's the correct smiley.

10,507 posted on 12/24/2005 6:18:32 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: FRiends; santa

Have a great night everyone!

See you tomorrow

:-D


10,508 posted on 12/24/2005 6:18:54 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: tuliptree76
"... I get more action in other people's minds than I really do ..."

Actually, that's not unusual. I get more action in my own mind than I really do...

10,509 posted on 12/24/2005 6:18:56 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
The Dark Kn0ughts strike again!
10,510 posted on 12/24/2005 6:19:02 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76

I don't know, but as you get lines below your apartment window and it is snowing outside, you should at least offer tea! HOT TEA!


10,511 posted on 12/24/2005 6:20:09 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Monkey Face

Can you think of a better way of getting mistletoe?


10,512 posted on 12/24/2005 6:20:41 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: A CA Guy

Seventy-eight, huh? We have had high seventies all week and even got an 80. Tomorrow is supposed to be 82...wish you were here...;o]


10,513 posted on 12/24/2005 6:20:55 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: tuliptree76

You're gone all red!!


10,514 posted on 12/24/2005 6:21:36 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76
Any volunteers?
*looks around*
*crickets chirp*

You forgot:

*old married farts smile sadly, even remiscingly, and take a step back*

10,515 posted on 12/24/2005 6:22:17 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: A CA Guy

Yes, that would be logical....


10,516 posted on 12/24/2005 6:22:22 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

Good night, fanfan.


10,517 posted on 12/24/2005 6:22:40 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: fanfan
Goodnight fanfan, and again,

Merry Christmas!!!

10,518 posted on 12/24/2005 6:24:01 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

That's why this thead is here.

Also, tonight is a great night to steal low bids on Ebay!


10,519 posted on 12/24/2005 6:24:43 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Monkey Face
Should I plant an oak tree in my yard in the hope that mistletoe will grow?

In CA and OR, it might work.

10,520 posted on 12/24/2005 6:24:51 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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