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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face
Even just in the Flying Castle enclosure, there are several pools, as well as a number of hot tubs of various sizes.
And of course, there is the moat. It was actually designed for swimming, not for protecting the castle. The water circulates around the castle, so you can use it like an endless lap pool, or try swimming the other direction, to swim around the castle.
Pay no attention to the plesiosaur -- she's only interested in the fish.
10,401
posted on
12/24/2005 4:02:23 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: Monkey Face
10,402
posted on
12/24/2005 4:02:41 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: NicknamedBob
What temperature is the water in all these bodies of water?
10,403
posted on
12/24/2005 4:04:09 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: NicknamedBob
Doesn't she (the plesiosaur) have puppies?
Or something?
Are they also "friendly?"
10,404
posted on
12/24/2005 4:05:11 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: fanfan; Monkey Face
The temperature in the moat is probably the coolest, being in the tropical to temperate range. Interior pools are set warmer.
We use ozone sterilization of the water, so we are not concerned with driving chlorine out of it. The hot tubs are, of course, hot.
I would not suggest playing with the young plesiosaur pups unless you are in very good condition, they are unused to humans, and although they are unlikely to try to eat you, they may not know how well you can swim. They tend to be rather competitive with each other, and their play is similar to that of seals.
10,405
posted on
12/24/2005 4:16:48 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: NicknamedBob
Ah...I'll just use the moat as a place to swim...against the current, of course. Swimming is why I have such large...er...pecs. ;o]
10,406
posted on
12/24/2005 4:18:22 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: NicknamedBob
Is it possible to swim in the moat without playing with the plesiosaur pups?
10,407
posted on
12/24/2005 4:38:39 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
Of COURSE we have a pool! It's disguised as a hot tub, due to engineering peculiarities... NnB, no SCUBA gear?
10,408
posted on
12/24/2005 4:48:27 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: sionnsar
I think we should bring our own, sion...
"Just in case..."
10,409
posted on
12/24/2005 4:49:16 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Monkey Face
See? Small on a large scale... okay, we clearly need to calibrate this puppy.
Is "Small on a large scale" smaller, equal to, or larger than "large on a small scale", or are there overlaps and if so are they contained with or do they exceed the small, small scale, large scale, or large elements, and if so, which?
10,410
posted on
12/24/2005 4:52:26 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: fanfan
Oh, sure! They stay to themselves mostly, anyway.
Think of an animal that combines the plan form of a porpoise, a seal, and a goose, and which has a personality to match.
While they have an effective defense capability, they generally do not use it except under extreme circumstances.
10,411
posted on
12/24/2005 4:52:50 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: NicknamedBob
Think of an animal that combines the plan form of a porpoise, a seal, and a goose, and which has a personality to match. LOL!
Have you never been attacked by a Canada Goose?
Those birds are lunatics!
10,412
posted on
12/24/2005 4:56:54 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: sionnsar; Dead Corpse
"NnB, no SCUBA gear?" No, I have made no provision for SCUBA. There is no place where SCUBA could be used that snorkeling would not work as well.
For the truly determined investigator, however, a full EVA suit would serve the same purpose. See Dead Corpse for the appropriate buoyancy weights.
10,413
posted on
12/24/2005 4:57:02 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: sionnsar
LOL.
You must be feeling better!
10,414
posted on
12/24/2005 4:57:44 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
"Have you never been attacked by a Canada Goose?" You mean you don't speak Canadian?
10,415
posted on
12/24/2005 4:58:35 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: NicknamedBob
No, I mean any aquatic animal with goose personality is not an animal I'm interested in swimming with.
10,416
posted on
12/24/2005 5:01:03 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Monkey Face
I think we should bring our own, sion... "Just in case..."
One of the advantages of being a piper (as well as long-distance underwater swimmer as a kid, though there was never a sport for that) is: you can hold your breath a really long time. (Didn't work with my parents though...)
10,417
posted on
12/24/2005 5:02:39 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: sionnsar; Monkey Face
"Is "Small on a large scale" smaller, equal to, or larger than "large on a small scale", or are there overlaps and if so are they contained with or do they exceed the small, small scale, large scale, or large elements, and if so, which?" I'm glad I don't speak that!
10,418
posted on
12/24/2005 5:03:20 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: Do not dub me shapka broham
Um... Thanks. I think...
I'm not one for looking at the back end of women.
To: fanfan
"... any aquatic animal with goose personality is not an animal I'm interested in swimming with" Well, it's only one third goose, so I guess that makes it about average for Free Republic -- 33% lunatic.
10,420
posted on
12/24/2005 5:05:54 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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