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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: NicknamedBob
Y'all know I'll be safely ensconced in my bed at that time...unless y'all want me to stay up and be a mascot of sorts...;o]
10,361
posted on
12/24/2005 2:09:11 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: sionnsar
Hey! That tagline looks better!
10,362
posted on
12/24/2005 2:09:35 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: NicknamedBob
I'll try to get there shortly after 5pm.
Will that be OK?
I have to work until 4 on Tuesday.
10,363
posted on
12/24/2005 2:10:40 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
10,364
posted on
12/24/2005 2:11:22 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Monkey Face
At 6pm EST?
That's what.....3 your time?
10,365
posted on
12/24/2005 2:12:49 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: sionnsar
See ya soon.
BTW, feeling better?
10,366
posted on
12/24/2005 2:13:45 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Rest assured, you will be with us!
10,367
posted on
12/24/2005 2:13:52 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: NicknamedBob
10,368
posted on
12/24/2005 2:15:10 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
10,369
posted on
12/24/2005 2:16:21 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Monkey Face
That's 6 O'clock.
?
Hold on.
Is the world going to start turning backwards or something?
I know we're due for a polar shift.
Got inside info?
10,370
posted on
12/24/2005 2:19:18 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Nah..I'm a military widow and mother who lived in Europe for a while...military time is easier for me.
6:00 Mountain Standard Time...
10,371
posted on
12/24/2005 2:24:41 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: fanfan; Monkey Face
Our takeoff time will be 10:00 O'Clock in the morning,
Eniwetok Time! That would be 3 P.M. in Tucson. Nap-time for 'Face.
10,372
posted on
12/24/2005 2:26:16 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
Bob said
Lift-off is scheduled for Six P.M. Eastern Standard Time,Well, lets cuddle her up in extra blankets at 3, and lift off then.
;-D
10,373
posted on
12/24/2005 2:29:18 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Monkey Face; fanfan
'Face, if you think these variable times are difficult to deal with, consider what will happen within minutes of our lift-off.
We cross the international date line.
Not to worry though, we'll keep our own time reference in each habitat. (And they are eight hours apart!)
10,374
posted on
12/24/2005 2:29:58 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: NicknamedBob
'Face doesn't TAKE naps...which is why she goes to bed at 1800 hours!
10,375
posted on
12/24/2005 2:39:58 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: NicknamedBob
I suspect my bio-clock will do as it pleases. My only request...Make sure Calvin and Hobbes understand why their inner clocks are off so far when they want their meals...
10,376
posted on
12/24/2005 2:41:51 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; fanfan
Just make sure that you are comfortable when we take off, and that you are not leaning over a kitty at the time!
I can not see any way to avoid the stress of takeoff, but we will minimize it as much as possible.
Our pregnant passengers, and anyone else who wishes, may ride out the liftoff in a hot tub, although I suggest a sturdy neck pillow for cushioning your head.
Even though your body would be supported by the water, your head will feel as though someone asked you to balance a sack of cement on it.
For the rest of us, a few minutes of discomfort while we lie down and concentrate on breathing seems a small price to pay for being given the stars!
10,377
posted on
12/24/2005 2:49:26 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare
Yah...I'll take the hot tub, Bob. Thanks!
C & H will have to fend for themselves in their carriers until such time as we are out of Earth's gravity.
Perhaps Darks can use them in the lower levels, once we have reached Zero Gravity? Hobbes got a catnip mouse from the neighbor today, and she has been rolling in it and talking to it ever since. Maybe she will be useful, if the "critters" are sprayed with catnip. Although the "kill factor" may not be as high as desired...
10,378
posted on
12/24/2005 2:55:54 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
Hold on!
How does that work.
I'm going to be 8 hours away from y'all?
Am I at least bunking with 'Face?
10,379
posted on
12/24/2005 2:56:19 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Y'all better be NEXT DOOR to me!
I mean...we gotta be CLOSE, just like in real life!
*snort*
10,380
posted on
12/24/2005 2:58:15 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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