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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: NicknamedBob
Y'all know I'll be safely ensconced in my bed at that time...unless y'all want me to stay up and be a mascot of sorts...;o]
10,361 posted on 12/24/2005 2:09:11 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: sionnsar

Hey! That tagline looks better!


10,362 posted on 12/24/2005 2:09:35 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: NicknamedBob

I'll try to get there shortly after 5pm.
Will that be OK?

I have to work until 4 on Tuesday.


10,363 posted on 12/24/2005 2:10:40 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Be here tomorrow?


10,364 posted on 12/24/2005 2:11:22 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

At 6pm EST?

That's what.....3 your time?


10,365 posted on 12/24/2005 2:12:49 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: sionnsar

See ya soon.

BTW, feeling better?


10,366 posted on 12/24/2005 2:13:45 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Rest assured, you will be with us!


10,367 posted on 12/24/2005 2:13:52 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: NicknamedBob

Thanks Bob!


10,368 posted on 12/24/2005 2:15:10 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

No, Sis...1800 MST...


10,369 posted on 12/24/2005 2:16:21 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face

That's 6 O'clock.

?

Hold on.

Is the world going to start turning backwards or something?

I know we're due for a polar shift.
Got inside info?


10,370 posted on 12/24/2005 2:19:18 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Nah..I'm a military widow and mother who lived in Europe for a while...military time is easier for me.

6:00 Mountain Standard Time...


10,371 posted on 12/24/2005 2:24:41 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face
Our takeoff time will be 10:00 O'Clock in the morning, Eniwetok Time!

That would be 3 P.M. in Tucson. Nap-time for 'Face.

10,372 posted on 12/24/2005 2:26:16 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
Bob said Lift-off is scheduled for Six P.M. Eastern Standard Time,

Well, lets cuddle her up in extra blankets at 3, and lift off then.

;-D

10,373 posted on 12/24/2005 2:29:18 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face; fanfan

'Face, if you think these variable times are difficult to deal with, consider what will happen within minutes of our lift-off.

We cross the international date line.

Not to worry though, we'll keep our own time reference in each habitat. (And they are eight hours apart!)


10,374 posted on 12/24/2005 2:29:58 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: NicknamedBob

'Face doesn't TAKE naps...which is why she goes to bed at 1800 hours!


10,375 posted on 12/24/2005 2:39:58 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: NicknamedBob
I suspect my bio-clock will do as it pleases. My only request...Make sure Calvin and Hobbes understand why their inner clocks are off so far when they want their meals...
10,376 posted on 12/24/2005 2:41:51 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; fanfan

Just make sure that you are comfortable when we take off, and that you are not leaning over a kitty at the time!

I can not see any way to avoid the stress of takeoff, but we will minimize it as much as possible.

Our pregnant passengers, and anyone else who wishes, may ride out the liftoff in a hot tub, although I suggest a sturdy neck pillow for cushioning your head.

Even though your body would be supported by the water, your head will feel as though someone asked you to balance a sack of cement on it.

For the rest of us, a few minutes of discomfort while we lie down and concentrate on breathing seems a small price to pay for being given the stars!


10,377 posted on 12/24/2005 2:49:26 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare

Yah...I'll take the hot tub, Bob. Thanks!

C & H will have to fend for themselves in their carriers until such time as we are out of Earth's gravity.

Perhaps Darks can use them in the lower levels, once we have reached Zero Gravity? Hobbes got a catnip mouse from the neighbor today, and she has been rolling in it and talking to it ever since. Maybe she will be useful, if the "critters" are sprayed with catnip. Although the "kill factor" may not be as high as desired...


10,378 posted on 12/24/2005 2:55:54 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face

Hold on!

How does that work.

I'm going to be 8 hours away from y'all?

Am I at least bunking with 'Face?


10,379 posted on 12/24/2005 2:56:19 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Y'all better be NEXT DOOR to me!

I mean...we gotta be CLOSE, just like in real life!
*snort*


10,380 posted on 12/24/2005 2:58:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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