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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham
"Now all I have to do is move to a Commonwealth nation."
If you want a commonwealth, you could move to Virginia or Massachussets...
10,241
posted on
12/24/2005 11:34:30 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Do not dub me shapka broham; All
:-)
It's Christmas time.
12 Days of Christmas and all that.
BTW, is this the 2nd day of Christmas, or the 11th, or what?
How does that work anyway?
10,242
posted on
12/24/2005 11:36:01 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan; Do not dub me shapka broham
He's actually been here longer than that, Fan.
Just...not by that name...;o]
10,243
posted on
12/24/2005 11:36:55 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: stephenjohnbanker
Merry Christmas, stephenjohnbanker!
Welcome to FR!
10,244
posted on
12/24/2005 11:38:01 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: stephenjohnbanker
Whew! I was worried there for a bit...
Are you all ready for Christmas? It's "here," you know...
10,245
posted on
12/24/2005 11:38:29 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Do not dub me shapka broham
I actually put it in my Favorites so I have access to it when I need it. Like today. ;o]
10,246
posted on
12/24/2005 11:39:39 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Monkey Face
All from storage.
One pre-lighted fiber optic table top tree.(on top of the small bookshelf of course!)
Eight small crystal ornaments.
One manger scene
Six candles for the two windows.
One center piece for the table.
One Christmas Star suspended from the hanging candle.
One new table cloth from "Linens & More" $14.99.
Unless you count my new fake fireplace that was it this year. Can't decorate outside and the inside is kind of small.
Oh and one ribbon on George the Cat. (Removed after eight minutes of pitiful yowling. It offended his dignity)
10,247
posted on
12/24/2005 11:40:03 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
To: Do not dub me shapka broham
I had an old one, and I forgot both the name and password, so I created this one.
Looking through old papers a few weeks ago, I found it.
I'm going to try signing on with it this weekend to find out if it's still there, and when I first joined.
:-)
10,248
posted on
12/24/2005 11:41:48 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
The first day of Christmas is actually Christmas.
The twelfth day of Christmas is January 6th or Epiphany. I think this was called "The Feast of the Magi" and was when you actually got gifts.
10,249
posted on
12/24/2005 11:44:07 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
To: Do not dub me shapka broham; Monkey Face
When did you join the first time?
10,250
posted on
12/24/2005 11:44:39 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
With a name like "monkeyface," I don't think I could forget it...password, either, since it's linked to the name's history.
10,251
posted on
12/24/2005 11:46:22 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Thanks.
I didn't know that.
:-D
Your decorations sound pretty.
10,252
posted on
12/24/2005 11:46:25 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Do not dub me shapka broham
Aren't you suppose to offer me a cup of wassil or something?
(What is wassil anyway?)
10,253
posted on
12/24/2005 11:46:50 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
That's more than I did this year. All my Christmas stuff is buried in boxes, and I wasn't about to tear up the dining area just for a few weeks...though I wish I had gotten the Nativity out...:o[
10,254
posted on
12/24/2005 11:47:47 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Wassail is like spiced cider which is SPIKED!
I have a recipe for it somewhere...give me a minute...
10,255
posted on
12/24/2005 11:49:16 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Monkey Face
I did that last year. I had just moved and I was not going to dig through box after box.
I try to keep it small and simple because then I know I will do it. This time of year I am so busy that anything major would not get done.
10,256
posted on
12/24/2005 11:53:41 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
To: Monkey Face
You don't have a ribbon, or a bow, or anything?
Here you go...
I have to go wrap gifts and peel potatoes, but I'll keep checking in. :-)
10,257
posted on
12/24/2005 11:56:00 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: sionnsar; Dead Corpse; hiredhand; fanfan; Darksheare; stephenjohnbanker; clamper1797; Capn TrVth; ..
Wassail
1 gallon apple juice
6 long cinnamon sticks
48 whole cloves
3 teaspoons whole allspice
1½ - 2 cups sugar
1 cup orange juice
6 tablespoons lemon juice
3 cups vodka or spiced rum
Mix all together in large kettle and simmer for 10 minutes. Strain and serve.
Merry Christmas, Everyone!
(Monkeyface 1005)
10,258
posted on
12/24/2005 11:57:36 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: fanfan
10,259
posted on
12/24/2005 11:58:19 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Monkey Face
10,260
posted on
12/24/2005 11:59:27 AM PST
by
hiredhand
(My kitty disappeared. NOT the rifle!)
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