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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

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To: Monkey Face
:)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

I don't know how to do red font.

10,201 posted on 12/24/2005 10:35:36 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

ERK!

OKden.
Go here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1285967/posts

That should keep you busy for a while!

My gift to you! *snort*

Actually, FR's gift to all of us!


10,202 posted on 12/24/2005 10:43:55 AM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham; Monkey Face
Forgive me. I must do this.

:Bear dances onto stage:

Taptap Taptap Taptap Taptap Taptap Taptap Taptap

:clears thoat:

Oh.... We wish you a Merry Christmas

We wish you a Merry Christmas

We wish you a Merry Christmas

And please buy our beer!

Taptap Taptap Taptap Taptap Taptap Taptap Taptap

:Bear dances off stage right:

10,203 posted on 12/24/2005 10:47:04 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

And you're supposed to be WORKING!!!


10,204 posted on 12/24/2005 10:48:19 AM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
*SNORT!*
10,205 posted on 12/24/2005 10:50:58 AM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face
The reports are running. Until the thing dings I am stuck staring at the walls.

And I using my own resources, I brought my laptop in today.

How is your day going? Kitties peaceful I trust?

10,206 posted on 12/24/2005 10:53:22 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham
A Happy Boxing Day to you too!


10,207 posted on 12/24/2005 10:57:13 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

My neighbor (with the two pugs) came over with Christmas presents for all of us this morning...a couple of catnip toys, and a couple of things big enough to "rassel" with...a stuffed gingerbread man and a reindeer.

Hobbes is finally adjusting to Calvin, and actually came nose to nose with him this morning.

She gets a little testy, but he's so mellow, it's pretty funny to watch.


10,208 posted on 12/24/2005 10:59:31 AM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: fanfan

I thought Boxing Day was on Monday?


10,209 posted on 12/24/2005 11:01:34 AM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

10,210 posted on 12/24/2005 11:02:00 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

Yup, but he sent me a happy boxing day greeting, so I thought I'd send one back.

What are you up to?


10,211 posted on 12/24/2005 11:03:11 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Merry Christmas!
10,212 posted on 12/24/2005 11:04:25 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

I'm up to 5'9", these days...my days of being up to 5'10" have been long gone...

*snort*

And are you ready for Christmas, with all your packages wrapped and under the tree?


10,213 posted on 12/24/2005 11:05:21 AM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face; Do not dub me shapka broham; fanfan
I thought that too.

Seems to me boxing day was the day after Christ-mass because you were suppose to fast that day and then the lady of the manor would give out boxes of food and fuel to the tenants so they could celebrate until Epiphany.

10,214 posted on 12/24/2005 11:06:24 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I don't recall the history behind the holiday, but I observe it...I mean, why not? One more day to celebrate!


10,215 posted on 12/24/2005 11:08:18 AM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face
I like celebrating.

I wish we still did the whole 12 days thing. I could use a 12 day holiday about now.

10,216 posted on 12/24/2005 11:10:58 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: Monkey Face
I still have 2 gifts, and some stocking stuffers to wrap, and to fill the stocking.

We just got home from having lunch with a cousin I haven't seen in over a year.

:-)
10,217 posted on 12/24/2005 11:11:09 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Yah...well, we could always celebrate until January 6th....

Works for me!


10,218 posted on 12/24/2005 11:17:26 AM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face
It seems a shame to do all this work for just one day.

I mean... I must have spent a whole half hour decorating the place!

10,219 posted on 12/24/2005 11:20:10 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: Monkey Face

I'm glad you liked it. If there's something that should shut the libs up about Christmas there it is -- the libs are more repressive than the mullahs!


10,220 posted on 12/24/2005 11:21:17 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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