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| 10/28/2005
| TheUsualSuspects
Posted on 10/28/2005 7:10:26 AM PDT by BJClinton
Funny thing happened on the way to the office...okay, not really funny, but upon entering my office I was smacked in the face with the overwhelming smell of propane (insert Hank Hill joke). Our office shares the same building with a restaraunt (source of the propane leak) and a veteranarian's office, so I've spent the last few hours evacuating cats, dogs and some kinda lizard from the vet and trying to convince English-challenged kitchen staff to evacuate. But that's over, I'm back at home and it's time for a beer. Oh, and the OFST ping list is on a 'puter surrounded by explosive gas so if y'all could ping some of the usual suspects...
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: cantpostatwork; cjwolfreadingatwork; gasleak; imissyouthag; inbykeyword; ofst; rwosrocks; tgif
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To: BJClinton
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
62
posted on
10/28/2005 8:01:03 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
To: BJClinton
To: Rightly Biased
That Smell Lyrics
by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Whiskey bottles and brand new cars;
oak tree you're in my way.
There's too much coke and too much smoke
Look what's going on inside you.
CHORUS-
Ooh, ooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh, ooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you.
Yeah.
Angel of darkness is upon you.
Stuck a needle in your arm (you, fool, you)
So take another toke, have a blow for your nose,
one more drink, fool, would drown you. (hell, yeah)
CHORUS
Now they call you prince charming.
Can't speak a word when you're full of 'ludes.
Say you'll be alright come tomorrow, but
tomorrow might not be here for you. (yeah, you)
CHORUS
Aw, you, fool, you.
You stick them needles in your arm
I know I been there before.
One little problem that confronts you,
got a monkey on your back.
Just one more fix, Lord, might do the trick.
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks. (hell, yeah)
CHORUS 2x
Oh, you, fool, you
Don't stick those needles in your arm.
You're just a fool, just a fool, just a fool.
64
posted on
10/28/2005 8:01:55 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
65
posted on
10/28/2005 8:03:17 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
thats the smell
and its not Propane
66
posted on
10/28/2005 8:04:03 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
To: BJClinton
"and some kinda lizard"
Yikes.
Hopefully it won't get ticked and rampage.
67
posted on
10/28/2005 8:04:44 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
To: BJClinton
68
posted on
10/28/2005 8:05:38 AM PDT
by
processing please hold
(Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Dashing Dasher; Millee
Happy Friday!!!
Ok we are only a few threads in and already 2 have been removed... things are going well ;)
69
posted on
10/28/2005 8:06:22 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Republican Women Of Substance...ROCK!!!!!!)
To: Darksheare
70
posted on
10/28/2005 8:06:45 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
To: PaulaB; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Dashing Dasher; Millee
Yeah, what happened at those two posts?
The magic removed post viewer isn't working anymore.
:(
71
posted on
10/28/2005 8:07:22 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
To: quantim
That is pure terror on her face.
72
posted on
10/28/2005 8:08:06 AM PDT
by
processing please hold
(Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
To: Rightly Biased
Yes, that must be it.
Looks like it will rampage for no reason.
Cool..
73
posted on
10/28/2005 8:08:31 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
To: Darksheare
Yeah, I tried too. They may have been pics. Sometimes pictures do not show up there.
74
posted on
10/28/2005 8:08:43 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Darksheare
75
posted on
10/28/2005 8:10:32 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
No, the magic removed post viewer isn't working at all, hasn't been working for two days.
I asked MasterTech about it.
He says it was a bug in the system that let us see removed posts like that.
*pouty lip*
(John really should have the tagline or honorific of MasterTech appended to his handle..)
76
posted on
10/28/2005 8:10:50 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
To: Rightly Biased
No clue. I am not from that part of Jersey.
You should smell the chocolate if you drive by the M&M's factory, though.
77
posted on
10/28/2005 8:10:59 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Rightly Biased
78
posted on
10/28/2005 8:11:10 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
To: BJClinton
79
posted on
10/28/2005 8:11:34 AM PDT
by
Dutch14
(The last one out of the circus has to lock up everything...)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Good Grief Chocolate?
Mrs RB would never leave that area and gain 20#
80
posted on
10/28/2005 8:12:06 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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