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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
FR | 10/28/2005 | TheUsualSuspects

Posted on 10/28/2005 7:10:26 AM PDT by BJClinton

Funny thing happened on the way to the office...okay, not really funny, but upon entering my office I was smacked in the face with the overwhelming smell of propane (insert Hank Hill joke). Our office shares the same building with a restaraunt (source of the propane leak) and a veteranarian's office, so I've spent the last few hours evacuating cats, dogs and some kinda lizard from the vet and trying to convince English-challenged kitchen staff to evacuate. But that's over, I'm back at home and it's time for a beer. Oh, and the OFST ping list is on a 'puter surrounded by explosive gas so if y'all could ping some of the usual suspects...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
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To: BJClinton
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61 posted on 10/28/2005 8:00:55 AM PDT by girlscout
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

back in a minute


62 posted on 10/28/2005 8:01:03 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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To: BJClinton
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63 posted on 10/28/2005 8:01:31 AM PDT by girlscout
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To: Rightly Biased
That Smell Lyrics
by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Whiskey bottles and brand new cars;
oak tree you're in my way.
There's too much coke and too much smoke
Look what's going on inside you.

CHORUS-
Ooh, ooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh, ooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you.

Yeah.
Angel of darkness is upon you.
Stuck a needle in your arm (you, fool, you)
So take another toke, have a blow for your nose,
one more drink, fool, would drown you. (hell, yeah)

CHORUS

Now they call you prince charming.
Can't speak a word when you're full of 'ludes.
Say you'll be alright come tomorrow, but
tomorrow might not be here for you. (yeah, you)

CHORUS

Aw, you, fool, you.
You stick them needles in your arm
I know I been there before.

One little problem that confronts you,
got a monkey on your back.
Just one more fix, Lord, might do the trick.
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks. (hell, yeah)

CHORUS 2x

Oh, you, fool, you
Don't stick those needles in your arm.
You're just a fool, just a fool, just a fool.

64 posted on 10/28/2005 8:01:55 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1510878/posts



This one


65 posted on 10/28/2005 8:03:17 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

thats the smell


and its not Propane


66 posted on 10/28/2005 8:04:03 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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To: BJClinton

"and some kinda lizard"

Yikes.
Hopefully it won't get ticked and rampage.


67 posted on 10/28/2005 8:04:44 AM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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To: BJClinton
Witch
68 posted on 10/28/2005 8:05:38 AM PDT by processing please hold (Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Dashing Dasher; Millee
Happy Friday!!!
Ok we are only a few threads in and already 2 have been removed... things are going well ;)

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69 posted on 10/28/2005 8:06:22 AM PDT by PaulaB (Republican Women Of Substance...ROCK!!!!!!)
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To: Darksheare
 
 
http://fanms.com/pictures/zoo/some_kinda_lizard.jpg

This must be the one

70 posted on 10/28/2005 8:06:45 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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To: PaulaB; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Dashing Dasher; Millee

Yeah, what happened at those two posts?
The magic removed post viewer isn't working anymore.
:(


71 posted on 10/28/2005 8:07:22 AM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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To: quantim

That is pure terror on her face.


72 posted on 10/28/2005 8:08:06 AM PDT by processing please hold (Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
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To: Rightly Biased

Yes, that must be it.
Looks like it will rampage for no reason.
Cool..


73 posted on 10/28/2005 8:08:31 AM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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To: Darksheare
Yeah, I tried too. They may have been pics. Sometimes pictures do not show up there.
74 posted on 10/28/2005 8:08:43 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Darksheare

75 posted on 10/28/2005 8:10:32 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

No, the magic removed post viewer isn't working at all, hasn't been working for two days.
I asked MasterTech about it.
He says it was a bug in the system that let us see removed posts like that.
*pouty lip*

(John really should have the tagline or honorific of MasterTech appended to his handle..)


76 posted on 10/28/2005 8:10:50 AM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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To: Rightly Biased
No clue. I am not from that part of Jersey.

You should smell the chocolate if you drive by the M&M's factory, though.

77 posted on 10/28/2005 8:10:59 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Rightly Biased

I miss that game...


78 posted on 10/28/2005 8:11:10 AM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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79 posted on 10/28/2005 8:11:34 AM PDT by Dutch14 (The last one out of the circus has to lock up everything...)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Good Grief Chocolate?


Mrs RB would never leave that area and gain 20#


80 posted on 10/28/2005 8:12:06 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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