Unofficial Friday Complaint thread

Me & you! | 10/7/05 | F/A

[Fierce Allegiance]

OK, let it all out. What's eating you. Why are you angry? Who has mad you mad?

[ShadowDancer]

OK, Ya wanna know what pisses me off? Mean people who make fun of serious threads.

Yeah, that really ticks me off, too.

[dead]

I like the creepy weirdo Burger King. It's funny, because they know he's creepy and play to it. He has inexplicable vague magical powers and a hard plastic face, like Jason with take out.

They're in on their own joke, unlike McDonalds, who still parades that Ronald around like he's not some psycho pedophile clown from the depths of hell.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

I hate hating spinach...(somehow, I got a flash of Grumpy Smurf when I said that...)

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Why do the people who have to drive 35 mph in a 50 zone have to drive right in front of me, and the person who has to drive 20 miles over the speed limit drive right behind me?

[najida]

That was you?

[TheBigB]

People who do that should be shot. I'm drafting legislation on it even as we speak.

I agree! :^)

[ShadowDancer]

You're going to be the first to go.

[SoFloFreeper]

THE BAD AMERICAN WAS NOT WRITTEN BY TED NUGENT...IT WAS WRITTEN BY A FREEPER: BOOTYIST MONK.

[Chanticleer]

One more -- Britain's pig ban. Did you see this?

Britain's War on Pigs

That burns me up. Guess I'll be having pork with my veal.

[Petronski]

That's a first rate rant! Top class. ;O)

[SoFloFreeper]

Like George Carlin said, "Anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac, and anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot!"

[Sidebar Moderator]

I may get banned for this, but the moderators around here have NO sense of humor. That's my complaint.

[Michael Goldsberry]

LOL!

[day10]

There are just not enough people like us. You know, the ones who do it right every time. :-)

[Petronski]

I'll tell you what really fries my noodle: Ronnie Belliard's kryptonite-like aversion to runners-on-base.

In fact, I think I'll call it Belliard Syndrome: the presence of men on base and/or numbers on the stadium box score sign cause involuntary spasms of the shoulders and upper arms. If there are men on base, or it is late in the game, these spasms can cause a normally powerful hitter to suddenly become a ground-ball specialist. Now, the presence of men on base is the far more powerful of the two factors because, for instance, if it is late in the game but there is no one on base, the patient is still able to boom a meaningless home run that has no effect on the outcome. But in that scenario, if the tying run is on base, pop-fly. Worse still, if the tying run is on base and there is only one out, the patient will instantly ground into a double play.



[lingering, mournful, primal scream]

[BureaucratusMaximus]

More Cowbell.

SMN!

I like cheese.

This thread is Bush's fault.

Make your time.

[BureaucratusMaximus]

BTW I HATE ALLCAPS. YOU DONT NEED TO SCREAM AT US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:-)

[evets]

I'm kind of upset with Lucifer.

(What's his problem?)

Adam mad me mad too! (What a dumbass.)

[Fierce Allegiance]

ZOT!