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I like the creepy weirdo Burger King. It's funny, because they know he's creepy and play to it. He has inexplicable vague magical powers and a hard plastic face, like Jason with take out.

They're in on their own joke, unlike McDonalds, who still parades that Ronald around like he's not some psycho pedophile clown from the depths of hell.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

That buger kind dude freaks me out. I can handle anything but that dude.