SATAN'S SUPERMODELS

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[Miss Behave]

;-), Big Guy.

[TheBigB]

Back atcha, QTPi. ;o)

[Charles Henrickson]

Batboy wants to believe:

[decal]

"BERNIE PYLE"???

HAWHAWHAWHAW

Is that Mary Mapes' new alias?

[Billthedrill]

Well, I was a doubter, but then this is the groundbreaking journal that brought us the three-legged skater and Hillary's two-headed alien baby. And then the clincher:

Do you believe now? Huh? Do you believe?

[AndyTheBear]

LOL, nice graphic.

[tx_eggman]

No tail, horns, or pitchforks that I can see.

That's because satan doesn't let us see them ...

[Robert A Cook PE]

Purviewed per proposal.

[aaronbeth]

I adore seeing stars without makeup! It is the only time I will buy the National Enquirer...Britney Spears without makeup, with 2 inch long dark roots, squinty little eyes sans makeup, and hair that hasn't been washed/combed in 3 days? Oooh-la-la...Sharon Stone without makeup... now I believe she has NASA develop her makeup, lol.

[Rembrandt_fan]

You wrote, "2. Bears the "Devil's Mark." Fashion editors may generously describe a prominent mole or blemish as a "beauty mark," but witch-hunters as far back as medieval times have recognized it as a sign that a person has been marked by Lucifer."

So, now you know. Yes, it's true. Both my teenager daughter and I sport birthmark moles on our left cheek revealing our relationship with our Dark Master. We bide our time, awaiting the proper portents and signs, and then, she makes the cover of 'American Girl' magazine, while I assume my place in the latest issue of 'Middle-Aged Guy Monthly'.

[Miss Behave]

"Purviewed per proposal."

;-), Bobby.

[Jack of all Trades]

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.

[CzarNicky]

Because some things are beyond even Satan's ability to work out.

[fortunecookie]

And not just makeup, but talented airbrush artists.

[exDemMom]

'The Evil One used his dark powers to remake these 'nobodies' from top to bottom -- taking away their flabby guts, sagging behinds and oversized schnozzes, while endowing them with high cheekbones, long, shapely legs and tight, toned buns."

And here, I always thought those transformations resulted from talented makeup artists and airbrush painters. Just goes to show how wrong I was.

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

I won't seek the book out but I might page through it if I see it. Whether they seek him out or not, their lifestyle certainly suits Satan and how they dress. So whether they seek him out or not they certainly aren't following the teachings of the Judeo Christian God. Their lost souls who are typically very unhappy and why they resort to drugs, alcohol and the cosmetic surgery - they are not happy campers in this life. Cosmetic surgery and playing the role of a slut in real life, making money and status their god with drugs and alcohol abuse is exactly what he's like.

Yes, please send a few over to my house right now so that I may try to convert them and make them see the Light. When I get tired of them,er, I mean sucessfull, you can send a few more...