I can see it.
Posted on 10/05/2005 4:13:29 PM PDT by Rodney King
ENVIOUS of those flawlessly beautiful supermodels who get paid a fortune to flaunt their fabulous figures in designer clothes? Don't be -- many of them will wind up burning in the fires in Hell for all eternity!
Shockingly, many top-tier cover girls have signed a pact with the Devil, a leading expert in the occult asserts.
"Before they sold their souls to Satan, most of these women had faces that would stop a clock -- you'd be stunned at what plain Janes they were," claims Harold Iggleton, author of the upcoming book, Satan's Supermodels: The Untold Story of Devil-Worship in the Fashion Industry.
'The Evil One used his dark powers to remake these 'nobodies' from top to bottom -- taking away their flabby guts, sagging behinds and oversized schnozzes, while endowing them with high cheekbones, long, shapely legs and tight, toned buns."
The author refused to name names, saying readers will "have to buy the book" when it hits store shelves in July to find out whether their favorite supermodel is in league with the Devil.
But as a tantalizing preview, he provided Weekly World News exclusively with stunning "before" photos of the Hellbound glamour girls.
"One was a lonely fat girl with terrible acne everyone in junior high called 'Pizza Face' until a Goth classmate introduced her to Satanism," he reveals.
"Another had an okay face, but stood a mere 5-foot-1 -- way too short to be a professional model -- before Satan gave her a 'boost.'"
But beauty -- and the glamorous lifestyle, fame and fortune enjoyed by supermodels -- comes at a terrible price.
"In return, the models must engage in unspeakable orgiastic rituals involving human sacrifice plus date really unattractive older Satanist priests," the researcher contends.
"They must also corrupt the youth of the world by promoting materialism, sexual irresponsibility and other things that Lucifer cherishes."
Here, from the author, are five signs that your favorite supermodel is a tool of Satan:
1. Has a romantic relationship with a rock musician. "It's long been established that rock is the Devil's music," Iggleton points out.
2. Bears the "Devil's Mark." Fashion editors may generously describe a prominent mole or blemish as a "beauty mark," but witch-hunters as far back as medieval times have recognized it as a sign that a person has been marked by Lucifer.
3. Caught by paparazzi engaged in immoral conduct such as raunchy same-sex dancing.
4. Never seen in public holding a Bible.
5. Causes happily married men to have immoral urges. "If your husband comes out of the bathroom red-faced and clutching the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated, you can be sure one of Satan's minions is having an effect on him," Iggleton points out.
Can't say that I'm surprised..... ;^)
Wouldn't be surprised...Weekly World News source aside ;o)
The author refused to name names, saying readers will "have to buy the book" when it hits store shelves in July to find out whether their favorite supermodel is in league with the Devil.
So does Satan get a percentage of the royalties, as well?
Doesn't the Weekly World News specialize in UFO stories?
Who knew??
lol
witch-hunters as far back as medieval times have recognized a crusty pant suit as a sign that a person has been marked by Lucifer.
He makes a convincing case.
Then how come Hillary is still so butt-ugly?
Gotta love the Weekly World News.
In my case, that means light a match!
have you ever seen how ugly pure evil looks...
Need I say more?
So, we're calling plastic surgeons "the evil one" now?
Sounds like something Osama would say.
I grew up with a gal who modeled very successfully. (Not a Cristy Brinkly by any margin, but she made 7 figures/yr). She was cute as a bugs ear when she was 10, an absolute stone fox at 15, and got her first contract while in college at 19. She married at age 27 and raised 2 fine kids, is still with her first husband.
No tail, horns, or pitchforks that I can see.
OTOH, if your husband comes out of the bathroom red-faced and clutching "Heroes of the Faith" then it's a good bet he's just constipated.
There's something wrong with the url.
I can see it.
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