Doesn't the Weekly World News specialize in UFO stories?
Wasn't there a story a while back about Ross Perot really being an alien? Or Bill Clinton? Or Hillary having an alien's love child? I get so confused. ;)
Seriously, though, models aren't the tools of Satan before they become famous (there are a lot of decent women at car shows, etc., hoping to get a break), but given the modeling industry, they surely become exposed to pure evil once they do become supermodels.
But their stories must be true, because no space aliens have ever won a libel case against them.