Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!
Here is my example with WFTD.
I'm sure he meant it as a warning, but somehow Harry Reid's "poke in the eye with a sharp stick" comment seems like either a coquetry, or at the very least a dare.
Harry Reid: Priscilla Owen Nomination Would Be "Poke in the Eye With Sharp Stick"
No pushing at the door please!
Happy Humpday Everybody!
Oh, by the way, former Defensive End Chad Hennings dropped by to remind everyone that there are only days left until Christmas!
To: Free Silly, you bastards!; dubyaismypresident; xsmommy; Slip18; hobbes1; Argh; TheGrimReaper; ...
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
Only days left until Christmas!
To: VRWCmember; Eala; LonePalm; MeeknMing; TxBec; Cyber Liberty; Dan from Michigan; EODGUY; pankot; ...
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
Only days left until Christmas!
To: VRWCmember
4 posted on
09/21/2005 6:43:26 AM PDT by
NeoCaveman
("Government is not the solution, it is the problem" - Ronald Reagan)
To: VRWCmember
5 posted on
09/21/2005 6:43:27 AM PDT by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
To: VRWCmember
First? Top Ten?
I come swinging the olive branch of peace.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
10 posted on
09/21/2005 6:48:03 AM PDT by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: VRWCmember
everyone that there are only days left until Christmas! If that is your lame attempt at coquetry - it's ain't workin' bub..........
14 posted on
09/21/2005 6:49:19 AM PDT by
Gabz
((Chincoteague, VA) Tryin' to Reason with Hurricane season)
To: VRWCmember
coquetry They grow on trees?
19 posted on
09/21/2005 6:54:29 AM PDT by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
To: VRWCmember
Mrs. Clinton, devoid of all coquetry
Humorless, lacking in joketry
No surprise that ole' Billy
Went outside with lil' Willy
Sex with Hillary? I'd rather poke a tree
21 posted on
09/21/2005 7:02:06 AM PDT by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
To: VRWCmember
29 posted on
09/21/2005 7:18:48 AM PDT by
NeoCaveman
("Government is not the solution, it is the problem" - Ronald Reagan)
To: VRWCmember; Xenalyte; Miss Behave
Coquetree?
(Is that where Miss Sea has been hanging out?)
Or is she lookin' forward to her cochristmasquetree with MissBehave?
Xena checks her tiara, her coquestree in the wilds of Virginia for her presentation today, and looks forward to her co-christmastree this december with her new hubby.
30 posted on
09/21/2005 7:25:13 AM PDT by
Robert A Cook PE
(-I contribute to FR monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS supports Hillary's Secular Sexual Socialism every day.)
To: VRWCmember
OK, how about this?
When I watch Fox News
I think of coqeutry
('specially Laurie Dhue's
and Kirin Chetry)
Full Disclosure: Real Gentlemen prefer The Weather Channel's Stephanie Abrams.
Cheers!
32 posted on
09/21/2005 7:26:51 AM PDT by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: VRWCmember; patton; xsmommy; Gabz; Jack Deth; Argh; Robert A. Cook, PE; Slip18
With coquetry she danced across the Keys,
this Rita, lovely, I suspect, in those who appreciate these things,
but no meter maid, she,
Coming into the gulf suits her, it seems.
See how she spins to the dance of wind and sky,
her skirts, cloud white, spinning wider and wider.
See her skirt and flirt,
Will she pick Houston for her partner,
or Corpus?
We will have to see how the dance plays out -
but when she comes streaming into the arms
of whoever the winner will be,
she will show how much a lady
she is not.
(I have family in harm's way of this storm. My brother and wife, two nieces, a nephew by marriage and a grand niece and nephew. Lots of cousins. It matters very much to me what happens.)
34 posted on
09/21/2005 7:36:17 AM PDT by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: TheGrimReaper; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; secret garden
Are you sure you don't want to go a little farther north? I am worried about y'all and this storm.I initially thought I would wait it out, but now I am thinking that I am going to head out probably Friday morning. I can take Veterans Memorial north and then cut west somewhere along the way.
37 posted on
09/21/2005 7:39:41 AM PDT by
RikaStrom
(The number one rule of the Kama Sutra is that you both be on the same page.../Exeter 051705)
To: VRWCmember
Despite Hillary Clinton's coquetry about illegal immigration, the Center-Right of the US political spectrum has not been seduced by "Hillary is a new kind of Democrat" PR campaign.
49 posted on
09/21/2005 8:36:03 AM PDT by
MNJohnnie
("Don't get stuck on stupid, reporters.")
To: VRWCmember
It was not an act of coquetry to throw blood on a U.S. soldier. The "St. Patrick's Day Four" on on trial near me. Thy are probably lucky I was not on the jury.
Hee-haw.
65 posted on
09/21/2005 9:30:53 AM PDT by
tioga
To: VRWCmember; xsmommy; Slip18; All
I won't be coquettish. You may congratulate me. I a going to be a grandma again.
75 posted on
09/21/2005 10:14:35 AM PDT by
Dutchgirl
("We recognize your right to be an ignorant moron," -Just A. Nobody.)
To: VRWCmember
Smiling, moueing, winking, pouting,
Girding all her wiles, for flouting,
Looking for some Young Gent,
Whose resources have gone unspent,
All ready for the picnic outing.
93 posted on
09/21/2005 11:42:00 AM PDT by
rock58seg
("Guest Workers," W's version of, "Read my lips." Secure our borders!)
To: VRWCmember
Among the young Southern Belle set
They think young Yank gents are all wet
Those silly boys show no sublety
By ignoring their coquetry
So! Let them choke on a chicken croquette
95 posted on
09/21/2005 11:55:30 AM PDT by
rock58seg
("Guest Workers," W's version of, "Read my lips." Secure our borders!)
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson