[VRWCmember]

Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

Only days left until Christmas!

[dixie sass]

OMG!!!!!!!! The list, where is my list? Where did I put the wrapping paper, the ornaments, oh dear, got to get organized! I running late, only 95 more days! Won't panic, I promise I won't panic - 95 more days!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Jack Deth]

Hi, Vastie:

Two score and a couple of years gone by
The Left had all the hot looking chicks
Nowadays, they've lost them and many ponder why

Short money and dwindling power have replaced coquetry
As Tools of the Trade for gullible Moon Bats, it's called expediency

When Janet Reno, Donna Shallala, Babs Milkulski and Hillary
Could have actually been born with dicks

Jack Deth~ 09/21/05.