Posted on 09/16/2005 8:08:21 AM PDT by Mike Bates
Couch potato, thy name is Suresh. Suresh Joachim broke the Guinness world record for the longest time spent watching TV. He finished Friday with 69 hours and 48 minutes.
After passing the previous record of 50 hours and 7 minutes Thursday, Joachim continued until shortly after 7 a.m. Friday morning (EDT).
Joachim did his TV viewing in the lobby of WABC-TV as part of the "Guinness World Record Breaker Week" on the syndicated "Live With Regis and Kelly."
Sitting on a brown leather couch, he watched nothing but ABC shows.
"I'm going to be a little tired of watching TV after this," Joachim told The Associated Press by phone during a brief break.
Rules for the couch potato honor, as stipulated by Guinness, allow for a 5-minute break every hour and a 15-minute break every 8 hours. The viewer must otherwise be constantly looking at the screen.
The hardest part, Joachim said on "Regis and Kelly," was "I couldn't watch the people" the many, waving passers-by on the street outside the ABC studio.
Joachim, who lives in Toronto but hails from Sri Lanka, now holds more than 16 Guinness records, including the longest duration balancing on one foot (76 hours, 40 minutes) and bowling for 100 hours. He does it, he says, to raise awareness of suffering children.
Even if it's a lazy one.
That can't possibly be a record. I could swear that in college I have seen people sit in front of a TV for weeks on end, getting up only to order Domino's and relieve themselves.
I could beat that hands down.
But I guess you have to have some official monitor or something like that to qualify for record-breaking status.
"...he watched nothing but ABC shows."
Only a liberal could accomplish this. ;)
Probably. I can't remember the last time I watched a program on that network. Possibly Nightline years ago.
They go to the first one's house and the teenager's flopped on the couch; when asked if he'd get up for twenty bucks, the kid says "Hell no - I'm watching I Love Lucy reruns"
Onto the second house - same scenario - Dad asks his son if he'd like to go test drive the new Corvette; the boy says "No way - I'm laying here listening to my new rap CD".
All agree they've got two lazy lads, and they head off to the third house....
Pop opens the door and his son is sitting on the couch whimpering. The father asks him what's wrong and the kid replies, "I'm sitting on my balls".
ping
"That can't possibly be a record."
No, it can't. Hubby tops this every single weekend, unless he is forced to leave the house against his wishes.
Of course, it may include no dozing time, so that might be a factor.
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