Even if it's a lazy one.
That can't possibly be a record. I could swear that in college I have seen people sit in front of a TV for weeks on end, getting up only to order Domino's and relieve themselves.
I could beat that hands down.
"...he watched nothing but ABC shows."
Only a liberal could accomplish this. ;)
They go to the first one's house and the teenager's flopped on the couch; when asked if he'd get up for twenty bucks, the kid says "Hell no - I'm watching I Love Lucy reruns"
Onto the second house - same scenario - Dad asks his son if he'd like to go test drive the new Corvette; the boy says "No way - I'm laying here listening to my new rap CD".
All agree they've got two lazy lads, and they head off to the third house....
Pop opens the door and his son is sitting on the couch whimpering. The father asks him what's wrong and the kid replies, "I'm sitting on my balls".
ping