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New Orleans Gets a New Name
Sacred Cow Burgers ^ | 09/01/2005 | Sacred Cow Burgers

Posted on 09/01/2005 10:45:24 PM PDT by Prime Choice

New <s>Orleans</s> Mogadishu

The Butcher's Commentary



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: domesticterrorists; looters; martiallaw; nationalguard; neworleans; parody; punks; sacredcowburgers; scb; snipers; thugs
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To: Yaelle
Love how you got the beer looter into that photo.

Curiously enough, the beer looter was my original motivation to do that parody. Kinda destroyed that whole Liberal "they're only taking what they need" myth...

Sadly, your comedy is too true.

I am hard-pressed to find comedy in this tragedy. Right now I can only see what p:$$e$ me off.

21 posted on 09/01/2005 11:17:33 PM PDT by Prime Choice (E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
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To: Prime Choice

The new name? Neoleans?


22 posted on 09/01/2005 11:19:10 PM PDT by Waco
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To: Prime Choice; All

PC that so funny LOLOL! in F*** up way Rack it LOL!

But it is true


23 posted on 09/01/2005 11:19:53 PM PDT by SevenofNine ("Not everybody in, it, for truth, justice, and the American way,"= Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: Prime Choice

hmmm... ok.. fair enough.. if that was your motive.. keep em coming ! ;)


24 posted on 09/01/2005 11:24:29 PM PDT by djsunzi
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To: Prime Choice
Curiously enough, the beer looter was my original motivation to do that parody. Kinda destroyed that whole Liberal "they're only taking what they need" myth...

Maybe felt a need to bulk up on carbs...

25 posted on 09/01/2005 11:25:49 PM PDT by Constitutionalist Conservative (Have you visited http://c-pol.blogspot.com?)
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To: djsunzi

I picture the Polish potato farmer admiring his work on his fields and then there is the sound of tank treads


26 posted on 09/01/2005 11:26:22 PM PDT by wildcatf4f3 (Purge the land of Leftists and deadbeats)
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To: Siobhan

Battle of New Orleans-2005 edition.


27 posted on 09/01/2005 11:29:11 PM PDT by rdl6989 (New Orleans 1718-2005)
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To: Prime Choice

Please ping me.


28 posted on 09/01/2005 11:29:28 PM PDT by MoochPooch (A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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To: Prime Choice

Great image! Are they ever going to shoot to kill? This is insane! My niece and her husband got out and went to Mobile to stay with my brother. They think their house is under water. She's 8 months pregnant, but they had some place to go. I feel so bad for the poor, decent people who are stuck there.


29 posted on 09/01/2005 11:29:57 PM PDT by NRA2BFree (PRAY FOR THE HURRICANE VICTIMS AND RESCUE WORKERS!)
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To: Prime Choice
Pretty tame stuff, there.

Where's the rapin' and murderin', the robbers and bangers and where are all the lootin' coppers?

30 posted on 09/01/2005 11:42:21 PM PDT by battlegearboat
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To: battlegearboat

Sorry to disappoint. I just didn't feel like getting banned.


31 posted on 09/01/2005 11:43:22 PM PDT by Prime Choice (E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
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To: Prime Choice
For centuries, N.O. has been a mass suicide pit waiting for this moment. Nature has now reclaimed man's folly.

Everyone this week must put together your own bugout bag: a whitewater dry bag containing at least - (each item is sealed within two zip-locks bags) two LED headlamps such as Petzl Plus 4 bulb with flash mode, hightech filtration "straw" in a litre bottle{up to 200 gallons} with iodine tabs and orange Gator powder to cover the corpse taste, a 100 oz. Camelbak pack, a Scout bandana, with mouthwash on the bandana to help mask the corpse stench, a dozen+ nitril gloves in your size, leather work gloves, swim goggles, 12,000+ Kcal foods such as jerky, roll of Bounty paper towels for everything {;^), albacore tuna/boneless pink salmon, canned fruits, Swiss army knife, 5-7" combat blade, Gerber ax, Gerber saw(s), rope, several 550# para-cord packs, a means of digging poop catscratch holes, a real first-aid kit, a change of baggy white clothes in warm weather and quality broken-in footware per season, rain gear with 55 gal trash bags for poncho etc., a 3x5 American flag, an 8x10/10x12 stout tarp, AND what ever you think might need and be able to carry this 40#+ long distances such as veg. seed packets and a Good Book. The whitewater bag may well help float you too. This bugout gear includes a holstered handgun and ~100 rounds with rat-shot and hollowpoints and a 12 G. if possible. Rats, snakes, and pack dogs are to be common. I pack a few pounds of quality dog meal for use as bait; perhaps I can adopt a guard dog in the process. Peppermints work for people, kids or not.

A 9mm/.40 medium frame semi with 12+1 plus 4-8 12 round mags in carriers on the belt plus a S&W J-frame in .357 works.

Pre-prepare yourself to defend with Wyatt Earp deadly force and witness horrors of rape and murder in addition to the many unlucky dead. As the pirates in N.O. have demonstrated, they can be anywhere and will kill for your stuff.

32 posted on 09/01/2005 11:47:43 PM PDT by SevenDaysInMay (Federal judges and justices serve for periods of good behavior, not life. Article III sec. 1)
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To: Strangest Fruit

So long, anal-dwelling racist newbie troll.


34 posted on 09/01/2005 11:52:05 PM PDT by Prime Choice (E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
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To: Strangest Fruit

Interesting choice of screen name. The billie holiday/Abel Meeropol song now largely forgotten by most.


35 posted on 09/01/2005 11:54:22 PM PDT by durasell
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To: Prime Choice; Yaelle
Check out...


~ life sustaining necessities ~

I was commenting about this guy with dfwgator yesterday night. He's going to be famous...

"Heineken
It's all about the beer."

36 posted on 09/01/2005 11:56:51 PM PDT by Major_Risktaker
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To: djsunzi
M-a-n-d-a-t-o-r-y evacuation o-r-d-e-r.
37 posted on 09/01/2005 11:57:04 PM PDT by JasonC
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To: Prime Choice

What did Fruit boy have to say?


38 posted on 09/01/2005 11:57:42 PM PDT by Clemenza (Proud "Free Traitor" & Capitalist Pig)
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To: Prime Choice

Please add me to this cool ping list...


39 posted on 09/01/2005 11:58:21 PM PDT by Experiment 6-2-6 (Previously known as Pookie Me, a Freeper since 7 September 1998. All who joined later are newbies!)
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To: Clemenza
Nothing original. Just think of an absurdly racist thing that some inbred jackwit would probably say and that'll fit the bill.
40 posted on 09/01/2005 11:58:47 PM PDT by Prime Choice (E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
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