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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
7/15/05 | TheBigB

Posted on 07/15/2005 6:34:13 AM PDT by TheBigB

What's that?

What's that I hear?

Did someone say...FRIDAY?!?!? :)

Why yes, I believe they did! Time for FRIDAY SILLINESS! AS always, feel free to post jokes, silly pics, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

"Apollo, did you hear there's a new GALACTICA series now?"
"Yes, Starbuck, I did, but I don't care. Our new capes make us look THUPER!"

That one's for KevinDavis :)

"What? Kerry lost? NOOOOOOO!"

"Yeah I want silliness...and Cheezy Poofs!"

"We're gonna have silliness is Pennsylvania! And North Carolina! And Tennessee! And Montana! And YEEEEAAARRGGGHHHHH!"


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To: BJClinton

It is because none of the original cards, are in the second set.


81 posted on 07/15/2005 7:37:23 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Don't touch my Willie - Kevin Fowler)
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To: TheBigB

I had to laugh at myself- couldn't very well tell the DUmmies in the office, why I kept going in and out of FR looking for the OFST !

State Mottos:
Alabama: Yes, We have Electricity
California: By 30 our women have more plastic than honda's
Connecticut: Like MA, only theKennedy's don't own it yet
Iowa: Idiots out walking around
Maine: We're really cold, but we havecheap lobster
Maryland: If you can dream it, we can tax it
Michigan First line of defense from the Canadians
Mississippi: Come feel better about your own state
Nevada: Whores and Poker
New York: You have the right to remain silent
Texas: Si' Hablo Ingles (Yes,I speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus is etterthan your Jesus
Wyoming: Where Men are Men...and the sheep are scared


82 posted on 07/15/2005 7:38:06 AM PDT by newfrpr04
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To: JimWforBush

No it's because of sorcery. Geesh, they just changed all of the cards, yeah like that's practical.


83 posted on 07/15/2005 7:38:22 AM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: peacebaby
How about the blond that was racing down the exact center of a two lane road when the cop pulled her over?

"I have a special license that lets me do that." she said.

The cop asked to see this "special" license.

"See, right here," she replied, "It says 'Tear along dotted line."

84 posted on 07/15/2005 7:40:24 AM PDT by Cowman (Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging)
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To: BJClinton
The forehead inflation is my proudest contribution to the wacky world of body and performance art.
I am the only person in the world to do this!!

I'll have to sit down and write more about it someday... all that you really need to know right now is that it is my invention and signature performance art pièce de résistance. The forehead inflation is something that I like to do for entertainment purposes, so if you would like to hire me (TV shows, advertising campaigns, fashion shows, bar mitzvahs, etc..), please do not hesitate to contact me for my current rates.


85 posted on 07/15/2005 7:40:30 AM PDT by BJClinton (The bubble of housing bubble threads is about to pop!)
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To: TheBigB

86 posted on 07/15/2005 7:40:34 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Like a fool, I looked up from 'neath the tree as the bird chirped...Vogelspooren)
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To: exile
No it's because of sorcery. Geesh, they just changed all of the cards, yeah like that's practical.

I know, but I didn't want to admit to believing in that, LOL

87 posted on 07/15/2005 7:40:36 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Don't touch my Willie - Kevin Fowler)
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To: peacebaby
57 posts into the OFST, and this thread's bound to get pulled already. :~)

You have to hit several posts to put all the pieces together. I thought it might be subtle enough to escape the mods. ;^}~

88 posted on 07/15/2005 7:40:38 AM PDT by The_Victor (Doh!... stupid tagline)
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To: BJClinton

I believe it is a DIFFERENT set of cards EVERY time. So no matter WHICH one you pick, it'll always be different.


89 posted on 07/15/2005 7:41:16 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: JimWforBush

"It is because none of the original cards, are in the second set."

That got me. I feel like a MORON! Good catch!


90 posted on 07/15/2005 7:42:14 AM PDT by jdm (The answer to the extra credit question on a Columbia U exam is always choice C: "Bush's Fault.")
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To: JimWforBush
Dang it man, you're supposed to let people get stumped by it. I bet you heckle comedians, too. *hurumph*

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91 posted on 07/15/2005 7:45:08 AM PDT by BJClinton (The bubble of housing bubble threads is about to pop!)
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To: BJClinton
Dang it man, you're supposed to let people get stumped by it. I bet you heckle comedians, too. *hurumph*

Sorry dude, I couldn't help it, I am engineer.

92 posted on 07/15/2005 7:46:45 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Don't touch my Willie - Kevin Fowler)
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To: TheBigB
Speaking of sillines...

Here are a couple of pics from the Running of the Bulls wackiness in Pamplona this week...


93 posted on 07/15/2005 7:47:08 AM PDT by socal_parrot (Tina Delgado is alive! ALIVE!)
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To: BJClinton

Awwww Yeah! Fully exposed hot candy bars. (I'm getting too old).


94 posted on 07/15/2005 7:47:11 AM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: JimWforBush
For all you old time engineers..

This thread...


95 posted on 07/15/2005 7:50:58 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
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To: RushCrush

Barkley is beautiful.


96 posted on 07/15/2005 7:51:35 AM PDT by Bahbah (Something wicked this way comes)
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To: TheBigB

97 posted on 07/15/2005 7:52:09 AM PDT by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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To: JimWforBush
I am engineer.

I believe you now. :-)
98 posted on 07/15/2005 7:52:16 AM PDT by BJClinton (The bubble of housing bubble threads is about to pop!)
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To: TheBigB
Image hosted by Photobucket.com Pi$$ on it, it's Friday.
99 posted on 07/15/2005 7:52:57 AM PDT by Fog Nozzle (Trust no muslim)
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To: r-q-tek86

This thread...scrapes plaque off of teeth?


100 posted on 07/15/2005 7:54:12 AM PDT by BJClinton (The bubble of housing bubble threads is about to pop!)
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