*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

7/1/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

Ooga-booga and yadda yadda yadda! : ) It's FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY! Time for SILLINESS!!

"Has anybody seen my mummy?"

NOTE: this image is no way proof of the existence of little green men from mars. Or blue ones. Or grey ones. Although some might think that it is.

[Dashing Dasher]

What a shock!!!

[Sam's Army]

Thank ya!~

[motormouth]

Okay.

Testing the water!! lol

[Fierce Allegiance]

Don't bother, my sister will forever hold the title.

[Dashing Dasher]

I'm SERIES!!! It was HUGH!!!

It was awesome! I'm having them sign my log book - I have about .5 hours in an airship!!!

YOO HOO!!!

[StarCMC]

My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about." She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!" Then, she said "Oh, honey, There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!"

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

It must have taken you a long time to think that one up.

[Dashing Dasher]

The blimp is run by Ameritech. It's called "Soaring Dreams"

From their website:

In neighborhoods and towns across the nation, Ameriquest Soaring Dreams is encouraging and supporting healthy communities through education and economic opportunity. Our Soaring Dreams signature projects are reaching and teaching youth to dream big dreams and chart ambitious courses for successful, productive futures. They’re providing kids and their families the tools they need to manage their money to help pay for college and to become homeowners. Ameriquest Soaring Dreams projects are even making homeownership an affordable reality for many families in America.

[EX52D]

Happy Friday Bump! ;)

[Dashing Dasher]

Looks it - doesn't it!!!

[The_Victor]

I GOT TO FLY THIS:

I'm figuring you didn't have a choice on the color scheme. For some reason, it doesn't seem to fit your personality.

Still, totally cool to get to fly it.

[Dashing Dasher]

I'm hung over - does that count?

[StarCMC]

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[TheBigB]

I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers regarding a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple of sentences...

To: Whom this may concern

Re: Replacement of mouse balls

If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.

Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.

Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.

Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

[Millee]

Ladies Kitchen Accessory. All Men are Bastards Knife Block!!

[StarCMC]

Awwwww! Thanks B!

[motormouth]

Awwwwww.. I think most understand that they understand nothing at all about women...Well, the smart ones do anyway. lol

[The_Victor]

LOL, it ROCKS!

All I could think of was "dumb as a box of rocks," and I disagreed, but was pretty sure that wasn't what you meant.

[BJClinton]

Bwahahahaha!!! I'm so glad I'm the only person at the office today. I gotta new tagline.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Quick drink something!! My motto: "Avoid hangovers, stay drunk!!". LOL