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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****
All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.


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To: r-q-tek86
LOL

I'd say that study is pretty darned accurate!

901 posted on 06/10/2005 12:22:04 PM PDT by raivyn (I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
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To: hattend

I'm friends with John Parker and would have loved to have been there! He's just a great guy!

I've spent some quality time at Marysville - we do an Aerobatic Safety Seminar there each year in March and I did my high altitude training at Beale.

I also have a small crush on a U2 driver at Beale...

But.... I've said too much....

;-)


902 posted on 06/10/2005 12:22:17 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Probably...I'm not a big Disney fan so it's all crap, but I try to have fun. If you ever get corralled to go, hang out in California Park (or whatever it's called). The roller coaster rocks! And they have vendors who sell BEER!


903 posted on 06/10/2005 12:22:23 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: EX52D

904 posted on 06/10/2005 12:23:11 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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To: EX52D

I hate clowns too!


905 posted on 06/10/2005 12:23:32 PM PDT by raivyn (I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
OK that's just creepy.

I hate clowns.

906 posted on 06/10/2005 12:23:55 PM PDT by The_Victor (Doh!... stupid tagline)
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To: r-q-tek86
Actual obituary in yesterday's Houston Chronicle

MELINDA DEE (JONES) TAYLOR, 29 years, left this life suddenly at home on June 4, 2005. Melinda is survived by her husband, Michael Taylor; children, Chloe Bleú Taylor, Austan William Taylor and Tristan Michael Taylor; mother, Donna Jones; sisters, Michelle Barclay, Melanie Holden; best friend and fiancé, Christopher Miguez; and a host of other loving relatives and friends. Melinda's family will receive guests for Visitation from 6:00 - 8:00 PM, Friday evening, June 10, 2005 at Cypress-Fairbanks Funeral Home. A Funeral Service will be held at 10:00 AM, Saturday, June 11, 2005 in the Chapel of Cypress-Fairbanks Funeral Home, with Reverend Ed Hogan, Officiant. Burial will follow, via procession, to Woodlawn Garden of Memories. Online Tributes to family at www.cyfairfunerals.com.

907 posted on 06/10/2005 12:24:27 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: ArGee
Here is a picture of a clown!


908 posted on 06/10/2005 12:24:36 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Congratulations...you have officially scared the @#&% out of me...I'll send you the bill for my therapy. ;)


909 posted on 06/10/2005 12:25:18 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: hattend
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, beer!


910 posted on 06/10/2005 12:25:20 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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To: Dog Gone

That's probably what killed her.



911 posted on 06/10/2005 12:25:36 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: raivyn

Double ditto's to what you just said.

Make that a triple.


912 posted on 06/10/2005 12:25:38 PM PDT by najida (Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

That is by far the most repulsive clown I have EVER seen!


913 posted on 06/10/2005 12:25:40 PM PDT by raivyn (I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
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To: The_Victor
Did someone say "clown"?


914 posted on 06/10/2005 12:25:53 PM PDT by r-q-tek86 (If the answer isn't beer, you've asked the wrong question.)
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To: EX52D
"Please NO clowns....they scare me. ;)" They scare me too.
915 posted on 06/10/2005 12:26:02 PM PDT by JimWforBush (A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
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To: raivyn

Thank you!


916 posted on 06/10/2005 12:26:02 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

You just like the flight suits...LOL

Here you go: http://www.pbase.com/marauder61/golden_west_flyin


917 posted on 06/10/2005 12:26:21 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: JimWforBush

A man comes home to find his wife with all her bags packed hopping into a taxi. "Where are you going?" he asks. "I'm leaving you because you're a pedophile!" she screams. "Well," he says, "that's an awfully big word for a nine-year-old."


919 posted on 06/10/2005 12:27:18 PM PDT by r-q-tek86 (If the answer isn't beer, you've asked the wrong question.)
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To: raivyn

I've never been able to understand what the he** is so funny about them. There is not even a picture of me with Santa or the Easter Bunny! ;)


920 posted on 06/10/2005 12:27:34 PM PDT by EX52D
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