**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****

All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

[Fierce Allegiance]

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.

[Dashing Dasher]

That's BEER?

[HiJinx]

Nah, LJ, I wouldn't give it up...but it might be ready for an update...

Switch from the Playtex 18-hour to a Victoria's Secret Barely There...you could be like Heidi!

[Lady Jag]

AMEN!

Thank you for that.

[dfwddr]

Dash.... do you need a snack while I drink my beer....

[Dashing Dasher]

[Gumlegs]

Where is your pic ???!!!! We're all dying to know !!! LOL

Lady JAG posted it at 1201.

[HiJinx]

Hoo-Hoo....wasn't that an Olympia Dukakis line in one of those chick flicks? The three girls fleeing an accidental murder, they ended up in Tucson, and the girl who killed the evil boyfriend fell in love with a cop?

Does any of that make any sense?

[hattend]

Still 2 1/2 hours to go until

Or maybe some homebrew (still have 4 bottles in the fridge)
Or maybe some Rum and Coke

I have it all at home, just have to make a choice. decisions, decisions

[Dashing Dasher]

Boys on the Side.

[Lady Jag]

The full and proper name is "Betsy Willy Hoohoo".

[dfwddr]

I usually drink Heineken... but with a name like Vergina, it's got to taste good !!!!!

[hattend]

Wow, that Harp must be one heavy beer if Guinness can float on top

Love the Black and Tan

[Dashing Dasher]

Betsy will if you will?

[Disambiguator]

I am 11% White Trash.

I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.

Take the
White Trash Test
@ FualiDotCom

I have an old car in my driveway, but it runs fine, and I am not a Democrat!

[HiJinx]

That's the one.

Not a bad movie, if you have to watch a chick-flick.

[Lady Jag]

HOO HOOS?

[hattend]

Nice set of Hooters.

[Dashing Dasher]

Remember Matthew McConaughey was the Tucson Police Officer that married Drew Barrymore at the end....

I beleve it was his first movie role... and I said to myself, "Self, HUBBA!"

[Lady Jag]

I have to go out for a half hour for more drugs. Can you post a photo of that there bra thingy and I'll be right back to inspect it.

Thank you. BRB

[HiJinx]

Now those hoo-hoos....there are over a hundred of them in our house.