**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****

All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

[Fierce Allegiance]

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.

[HiJinx]

Depends upon how much lace you want and support you need...and remember, less is more!

A dollar a day ought to do it for most styles, though.

[HiJinx]

Thanks goodness those cups were gel-filled...somebody coulda gotten hurt!

[Lady Jag]

[hattend]

I think the only thing keeping them off her knees is the kevlar bra and implants.

[hattend]

Is that Jumpin' John McCain?

[HiJinx]

FWIW, this man thinks that's just awful...

Big ain't bad, but if you can't support it, well...

[Lady Jag]

FR may have something for everyone, but #1 is Patriotism. It's good on any thread.

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

Thank you. :-)

[Dashing Dasher]

Rah Rah!

[HiJinx]

I think the only thing keeping them off her knees

Now that reminds me of the joke about the suicidal old lady who called in asking about how to find her heart....

[Lady Jag]

Is that Jumpin' John McCain?

Haha! You made me look!

I have to tell you honestly that, when he first made national TV years ago, for the longest time I thought he was a Dem.

[Dashing Dasher]

And you were right.....

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

You're right. :-)

"Lord God, our power evermore,
Whose arm doth reach the ocean floor,
Dive with our men beneath the sea;
Traverse the depths protectively.
O hear us when we pray, and keep
Them safe from peril in the deep."

- David B. Miller (1965)

[hattend]

Me, too. People kept telling me he was a Pubbie and I would argue with them. LOL!!

Arizonans...shame on you (Like I have room to talk. I have a home in Feinstein/Boxer land) I do get to vote Murkowski/Stevens for 1 more election cycle, then back to California.

[Lady Jag]

Depends upon how much lace you want and support you need...and remember, less is more!

You think I should give it up? But what would I say for the FReepathons?

[dfwddr]

Where is your pic ???!!!! We're all dying to know !!! LOL

[GRRRRR]

YOU said "hoohoos"...OMG...hoohoo went out years ago...everyone knows it's a 'Betsy'....

That is all, return to your world.

G

[Dashing Dasher]

If you look at the earlier post - there is one of Bert and Ernie about Gay Marriage - that's what I posted... several times and in several different ways.

'Bout time you showed up!

[dfwddr]

I need a beer.........

[Lady Jag]

And you were right.....

LOL! Little did I know at the time!