Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to…
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.
YEAH!!!! SILLINESS!!! I had to stay up until 11 p.m. Tokyo time to get in on the ground floor, but it's gonna be worth it.
Come on everyone!!! Loosen up! Post those cheesecake/beefcake pics! Tell the stupid jokes. Flap your arms and squawk like a chicken!
Last week's thread was long -- but boring!
If I want seriousness... why would I go to a silliness thread!!!
WHOOPIE!!!! Tell me a dumb joke! This is the thread I look forward to every week.
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May your only son be goalie on 'Nudist Hockey Team'!
No, It's SAN FRANCISCO!!!!
Same thing.
Please do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, I see you're a feminist! How cute!
How about we all make fun of DUmmies and DemoRats today and not make this a gender war like last week!?
It's not jokes about women, just women who should have born with the external plumbing option.
Ladyjag is the only one who made it a gender war.
You're giving me cruel flashbacks of plebe summer, when we had to parade around for the tourists in LeJeune Hall in our blue-and-gold "banana hammocks."
"I WAS IN THE POOL!"
Prom time.....that's got me laughing so hard the tears are coming....!
Check out these hot babes, then:
What is worse than a male chauvinistic pig ?
A feminist that won't do what she's told
LMAO!
An eight track found in a terrorist car wreckege - "la Bamba"
Ladies.....Ping....for silliness
I actually put one of those things on once. It will creep you out if you're the least bit claustrophobic!!
That's just so wrong...
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