Have I told you about the New Year's Eve wedding from hell?
Wife played piano, we both sang. Jr. was ringbearer. And I did ALL of the decorations/set up for the reception.
That included 6 (count 'em six) Christmas trees. Lattice and white lights, and hundreds of helium filled peach and green balloons on the ceiling. NO ONE offered to help.
And they've yet to say thank you (Jr. being ringbearer should tell you how long ago it was)
I'm being shipped two cases of diamonds that are currently being stored in an airport locker in Liberia.
But I don't think I'm supposed to say anything about it...
*shudder*
Whatta nightmare!
Good grief. That's just wrong.
As to the diamonds, are they being offered you by an African gentleman who spells his name with all capital letters?