[pissant]

I guess the dutch oven is out!

[cvq3842]

LOL!

[Hatteras]

"They include nose-picking, burping and tatty clothes in men..."

In men? What if this is the woman?

[Bluegrass Conservative]

• Asking for explanations of TV dramas, causing partner to miss plot twist.

I HATE it when someone does that to me!

[Question Liberal Authority]

"The basic notion that things become more irksome over time has never been looked at before," he said.

Uh, yeah. Completely unexamined. It's only the plot of every single freaking sitcom in the history of the world.

[sparkomatic]

I find it bothersome when my wife won't explain the movie to me.

[najida]

• Making a partner spend far longer than they want to on shopping trips.

Then don't come shopping with me. If you can't stand the heat, stay outta the Bed, Bath and Beyond.

• Changing preset controls on the car stereo.

Try it and draw back a nub.

• Getting drunk despite lack of any obvious excuse.

Once and a while is OK, but on a regular basis is bad. If you're a mean drunk, it's even worse.

[Crazieman]

I love studies that tell us what we know.

Good use of money.

[BobS]

"• Tipping clutter from coffee table on to floor to make way for TV dinner. "

LOL! You only get one shot at THAT one:):)

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Pissant, do you think Michael Jackson left a wet nose on the bathroom floor? That would probably kill a romance, too....

[Mr. Jeeves]

"Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers." -- Robert A. Heinlein

[newgeezer]

Nothing in the list to discourage farting.

[Hatteras]

"• Obtaining reassurance about clothing, then changing it anyway."

I get "Honey, does this look alright?" and after I say "Sure, it looks great!" the response usually is somewhere along the lines of "Hell, what am I doing asking you?"

[missyme]

Men will flatuate anytime any place and anywhere, in fact I was in the vegetable section and this man I swear about 70 walked by me and farted on me I could not believe it!!
then everyone walked by me looking at me like I did it!

I could not by my vegetables and had to leave ALBERTSONS!

[CheapRock]

Burping and failing to control flatulance...wow. Must be something wrong with our marriage, because both my husband and I have "failed to control" these things (in front of each other) for fourteen years, and we're still going strong. (In fact, it's a source of humor to us). Maybe we're immature, but we prefer not to sweat the small stuff (like gas), and focus on bigger issues, like supporting each other and remaining faithful, etc.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I loved loo rolls as a kid!

[ravingnutter]

I have two more to add...

Kicking the clean clothes {that I haven't had time to finish folding} off of the bed onto the floor so he can take a nap with the dogs.

Letting the 65 lb. dog jump into the passenger seat of my truck with muddy feet {on Sunday when they go get the paper} when I have important work papers lying there.

[Hi Heels]

Somehow I just KNEW it would be you......

[CSM]

"Getting drunk despite lack of any obvious excuse."

What constitutes an obvious excuse to get drunk. Could be I'm just annoyed by my partner all the time so I have to remain in a drunken stupor! Works for me....

[R. Scott]

• Failing to control flatulence.

This is the only mistake I ever made in my marriage. Not, me actually – but casually mentioning to my new bride, “WOW! You never fart!”.
From that moment on she never tried to hide them.

[Finger Monkey]

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