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To: pissant
• Failing to control flatulence.

This is the only mistake I ever made in my marriage. Not, me actually – but casually mentioning to my new bride, “WOW! You never fart!”.
From that moment on she never tried to hide them.
71 posted on 05/17/2005 11:57:12 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: R. Scott

As long as they are not aimed at your head while tying your shoe!


73 posted on 05/17/2005 11:58:08 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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