Burping and failing to control flatulance...wow. Must be something wrong with our marriage, because both my husband and I have "failed to control" these things (in front of each other) for fourteen years, and we're still going strong. (In fact, it's a source of humor to us). Maybe we're immature, but we prefer not to sweat the small stuff (like gas), and focus on bigger issues, like supporting each other and remaining faithful, etc.
does your husband shop at Albertsons?
Good point, of course. I know that's going to happen to me in my impending marriage - I have big GI troubles. I'm just like my Dad, despite being female. :-\ :D I'm just more likely to hide it in public than some guys. ;-D
I don't sweat it much either, since I know both my parents have dealt w/it (Mom has her share), and even my best friend tells me about her & hubbie's GI troubles and "wars".