Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? (Humor)

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[Allosaurs_r_us]

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . . .

I'm sorry. What was the question?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Probably run the world out of beer or something. Not Good.

[6ppc]

Either I do not have PMS or I am a Bitch all of the time.

Or your hubby is lying in the interest of household harmony (from one who does so regularly)!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Actually he isn't lying, I am funny and pleasant all of the time. Until someone drags me into a flame war that is.

[JoeSixPack1]

Drink up!! As Jay Leno used to say,, "We'll make more!" :-)

[trisham]

It aint that time of the month is it?........ Heh, heh

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:)

[trisham]

PMS = The other 3 weeks.

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ROFL! So it seems.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

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Is that a "insert favorite four letter words here" post? LOL

[William Terrell]

The one who changes toilet paper rolls shoud be the one who uses the most toilet paper.

[trisham]

Is that a "insert favorite four letter words here" post? LOL

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Heavens to Betsy. I've tried to clean up my language, but I guess I'm not fooling anyone.

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[Allosaurs_r_us]

The one who changes toilet paper rolls shoud be the one who uses the most toilet paper.

 

Here, here! I nominate this as the post of the day!  LOL

[Allosaurs_r_us]

No but he has turned many of my white bras and panties pink or faded blue,

 

Hey that's how I do laundry.

 

Whenever I "batch" it for any length of time, everything goes into the washer in one load. Even if it is the size of a dump truck. "Toots" pretty much forbids me from messin with the washer.

 

There is a method to my madness, don't ya know!

[johnlaw]

I can relate to your husband. A few weeks ago, I was doing laundry and I accidently shrunk her favorite pair of pants. She got really upset. I told her that I was sorry and that I loved her and that I would make it up to her. The next day "I would make it up to her" turned into a five hour shopping spree to redeem the mistake I had made. She is still waiting for me to shrink another pair of her pants.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

Heavens to Betsy. I've tried to clean up my language, but I guess I'm not fooling anyone.

 

See........we only pretend we can't find our a$$ with both hands. LOL

[trisham]

See........we only pretend we can't find our a$$ with both hands. LOL

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I believe that's the focus of Basic Husband Skills 101. ;)

[Allosaurs_r_us]

I believe that's the focus of Basic Husband Skills 101

 

UH OH!

 

Look out guys she's on to us............LOL

[conservativebabe]

"See........we only pretend we can't find our a$$ with both hands." LOL

I suspected as much.

[trisham]

Look out guys she's on to us............LOL

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Fortunately for me, husband is a summa cum laude graduate of Husband University. ;)

[fanfan]

I actually prefer to be the one who changes the toilet paper rolls in my house... my wife puts the new rolls on such that the paper rolls from the bottom (underhanded), I prefer that the paper rolls from the top (overhanded).

Overhanded is the only correct way. The paper doesn't touch the wall!

[Dashing Dasher]

I think the toilet paper discussion should have it's own thread!

Don't you think?


dd

[llevrok]

Genetics are strange. If your parents didn't have kids, it is likely you won't either.