"Orgasm Day! Let's give it a hand - heh heh!!"
Posted on 05/09/2005 3:41:03 PM PDT by Rakkasan1
Sex rarely makes the news in Brazil's conservative Northeast until a small town declared an official Orgasm Day on Monday.
Espertantina Mayor Felipe Santolia endorsed the May 9 holiday, which he said was intended to improve relationships between married couples.
"We're celebrating orgasm in all its senses. There's even a panel discussion on premature ejaculation. But from what I've seen, women have more trouble achieving orgasm than men, especially in marriage," Santolia said by telephone from Esperantina, 1,300 miles (2,100 kilometers) north of Rio de Janeiro.
Santolia said the remote town of 38,000 people has been unofficially celebrating orgasm day for years, but that the town's former mayor had vetoed a bill making it an official municipal holiday.
(Excerpt) Read more at abcnews.go.com ...
How did I miss this one?
I wonder how Hallmark is going to handle this one...
In the USA, we've have S&BJ DAY....
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
8^)
Have you heard of a movie called Orgazmo!?
From the Creators of "South Park"
Plot:
Joe Young was a simple young man trying to spread the word of the Book of Mormon when he picked the wrong house to preach at! The owner, a porn director named Maxxx Orbison, tells his henchmen to kill the guy at the door who interrupted their scene, but Joe fights off the guards with great skill, which impresses Maxxx so much that he offers Joe the lead role in the movie he's making at the moment: Orgazmo, which is about a sex superhero who fights crime with his Orgazmorator and ChodaBoy, his sidekick. Joe, against his beliefs, takes the job so that he can pay for the wedding he plans for he and his fiancee, who he doesn't tell about his risque new acting job.
NC-17 - FYI
Ping
If this works the way those New York City Brown/Black Outs worked in the 70's, I predict a dearth of new Baby Brazilians in about 270 days. :)
Can't WAIT to tell DH about this one. He's out being a Manly-Man right now, splitting firewood. He "cleans up" real nice, though. ;)
Aren't these type of days pissant's favorite! LOL..
Yes!
But - did you notice that it was posted in the NEWS section! That's why Pissant never found it!
LOL!!!
"How did I miss this one?"
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Methinks you were preoccupied on the penis threads that day! ;o)
Nope, never heard of it.....
8^)
"But - did you notice that it was posted in the NEWS section! That's why Pissant never found it!"
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Listen toots, I've never seen you on ANY of my threads in the NEWS area, unless I ping the bejesus out of ya!
8^)
That was the funniest part - but I didn't think the term "stunt c*ck" would pass muster with the admin mod.
You have a very good sense of humor, you know!
Pffttbttt !!!
"Aren't these type of days pissant's favorite!"
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perhaps among my favorites. But I'd put a day fishing far ahead of any sex related pleasures. Of course fishing and sex in the same day, that's a five star day. ;o)
what's a puffbutt?
You can never have too much of a good thing!
;-)
dd
HTFWIK?
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