Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 22

Today | Me

[restornu]

I watch dr phil yesterday

it was something a young man of 20 was known as a sexual predator and is in therapy

There was a remarkable change in his facial expression he does not have that smirky goofy look....of course he still has a ways to go and he has gotten in touch with his conscience....now he is learning to deal with his impulses and much more.... http://www.drphil.com/show/show.jhtml?contentId=3152_mikaifollowup.xml

[Darksheare]

Some people can be prodded into altering tehir behavior.
Some cannot.
The ones who cannot are dangerous, and impossible for man to deal with.

Hoping and praying some workable solution comes about for this kid.

[restornu]

In server cases until the family heals the child changes are slim.....

If there is desire on the child part he can be over come with the help of the almighty.....some were never introduce to him or when introduce was for selfish purpose so the parent could rule over with fear...

Love is the healing source, an in return one wants to show graditude by doing the right thing....

bbl

[Darksheare]

One would hope the kid will begin to see that a change is needed.
Time will tell.

Okers, see you when you get back.

[null and void]

Will I live to be 80?


I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?"

"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, flyfishing, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," I said!

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?"

[Darksheare]

Ouch!

Sounds like my doc.

*chuckle*

[Sundog]

I like that one, Westy.

[grannie9]

My duties are done... whew!

Now I can relax awhile....;)

[lodwick]

Great.

Grab yourself a massive blue thingie and kick it for a while.

Cheers up there.

[grannie9]

Hi Lod....I missed you...;)

[lodwick]

Thank you. We're trying to get some projects done on the homestead, and the rest of the daily stuff that takes us away from our on-line lives...it's horrible. ;-)

[restornu]

State of Arkansas Residency Application

Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob
(last) (_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______

Father's Name: _______(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade
completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: ______ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; please explain:



Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know

[restornu]

You Must Be From Buffalo New York if.........

WE, THE PEOPLE OF BUFFALO (AND SURROUNDING AREAS), HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT:

FOOD

WE CALL THEM "WINGS," OR "CHICKEN WINGS" IF YOU WANT TO BE FORMAL. NEVER "BUFFALO WINGS," NO ONE OUTSIDE OF WNY CAN MAKE DECENT WINGS.

IT'S "WECK" NOT "WICK,"

IT'S "POP" NOT "SODA"

THEY'RE "SUBS" NOT HOAGIES OR HEROES OR BOMBERS.

A LARGE PIZZA WITH CHEESE &PEPPERONI SHOULDN'T COST MORE THAN 10 BUCKS.

EVERYONE KNOWS SOMEONE WHO WORKS IN A PIZZA JOINT.

DINING OUT

EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE "THE BEST FISH-FRY IN TOWN" IS.

EXCEPT FOR MAYBE FRIDAY NIGHTS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR A TABLE.

THERE IS NO PUBLIC RESTAURANT IN TOWN THAT REQUIRES A JACKET AND TIE . . .

AND IF THERE WAS, WE WOULDN'T GO THERE.

YOU WON'T FIND GREY POUPON ON THE TABLE.

THE 2ND MOST ASKED QUESTION IN A RESTAURANT AFTER "SMOKING OR NON-
SMOKING" IS "IS THIS COUPON ANY GOOD TONIGHT?"

THE THIRD MOST ASKED QUESTION IS "ARE THERE FREE REFILLS ON THE POP?"

WE DON'T "VALET PARK" UNLESS THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO OTHER CHOICE.

EVERY BAR HAS "HAPPY HOUR" PRICES FROM 4:30 - 7PM MONDAY - FRIDAY.

EVEN THOUGH NO ONE ORDERS IT, IF IT DOESN'T HAVE "GENNY" IT'S NOT A BAR.

**ANYTHING OVER $2.00 FOR A BEER IS ROBBERY.**

GEOGRAPHY & ROADS

YOU CALL IT THE "SCAJAQUADA" BUT YOU SPELL IT "198".

THE MOST FAMOUS ADDRESS IS "998 BROADWAY".

YOU STILL GET QUEASY DRIVING OVER THE PEACE BRIDGE IN BLOWING SNOW.

YOU THINK ANYONE WHO DRIVES MORE THAN 20 MINUTES TO GET TO WORK MUST LIVE IN THE BOONDOCKS.

YOU GET MAD WHEN YOU GET STUCK IN "RUSH HOUR" TRAFFIC AND IT TAKES 10 MINUTES LONGER TO GET HOME.

YOU AVOID THE "BLUE WATER TOWER" DURING "RUSH HOUR" BECAUSE OF THE ABOVE.

YOU KNOW FORT ERIE IS FAMOUS FOR TWO THINGS. CHINESE FOOD AND THE "BALLET".

THE ROADS AND BRIDGES HAVE BEEN PAID FOR SINCE 1968 BUT THEY AIN'T NEVER TAKING OUT THE TOLL-BOOTHS.

IT'S INEVITABLE WHATEVER IS FINALLY DECIDED ON THE PEACE BRIDGE ISSUE WILL NO DOUBT BE THE WRONG CHOICE.

YOU RODE RAPID TRANSIT FROM END TO END ONCE ... TO SEE WHAT IT WAS LIKE.

PAYING $5 TO PARK ALL DAY DOWNTOWN IS ROBBERY.

THE HOOKERS MAY BE GONE, BUT CHIPPEWA STREET STILL ISN'T FOR EVERYONE.

YOU STILL REFER TO PLACES LIKE SLOAN AND BLASDELL.

"LA" IS LACKAWANNA NOT LOS ANGELES

SECRETLY, YOU LIKE GOING TO TORONTO.

INSTITUTIONS

YOU THREATEN TO SEND YOUR KIDS TO FATHER BAKERS' IF THEY DON'T BEHAVE

YOU CAN PRONOUNCE "WEINSTEIN" CORRECTLY ON THE FIRST TRY.

EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVEN'T DONE IT IN ABOUT 25 YEARS YOU'RE PRETTY SURE CHANNEL 7 STILL MAKES REFERENCE TO "PISTOL PACKING PUNKS," AND YOU'RE PRETTY SURE THEY DON'T SHOW THE SAME FIRE EVERY NIGHT.

YOU KNOW COMMANDER TOM'S REAL IDENTITY.

YOU CAN ONLY NAME 3 RADIO STATIONS THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND LONGER THAN 5 YEARS. WGR; WBEN; AND WKBW -- AT LEAST YOU THINK WKBW IS STILL AROUND; JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT IT PLAYS SINCE THEY GOT RID OF DANNY NEVARETH.

EVERYONE SAYS THE ALBRIGHT KNOX ART GALLERY IS A TREASURE, BUT A LOT OF THE STUFF IN THERE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE DROP-CLOTHS.

IT'S THE "HAMBURG FAIR" NOT THE "ERIE COUNTY FAIR AND EXPO."

YOU KNOW THE WRONG NEWSPAPER FOLDED IN 1983.

YOU CONSIDER J.C. PENNEY TO BE A RELATIVELY "UPSCALE" DEPARTMENT STORE.

IT'S "UB" - NOT "SUNY AT BUFFALO, AMHERST"

**THE ST.PATRICK'S DAY PARADE MEANS WINTER IS OFFICIALLY OVER, EVEN IF IT SNOWS.**

THERE IS SOME KIND OF "FEST" SOMEWHERE, EVERY WEEKEND FROM MEMORIAL DAY TO LABOR DAY.

SPORTS

ALL-TIME NUMBER 1 - YOU HATE THE MIAMI DOLPHINS...

WE'RE SURE THE NFL IS OUT TO SCREW US....SO IS THE NHL.... THE NBA ALREADY DID....SO DID MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.... SO DID THE BIG EAST CONFERENCE.

YOU STILL DON'T FORGIVE ST. BONAVENTURE FOR RUINING THE LITTLE THREE. WHAT IS A "BONNIE" ANYWAY?

SOMEONE MUST LISTEN TO BISON GAMES ON THE RADIO YOU JUST NEVER MET HIM.

EVEN WE'RE NOT DESPERATE ENOUGH TO SUPPORT PROFESSIONAL ROLLER HOCKEY.

YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMEONE WHO REALLY KNOWS "THE REAL STORY" ON JIM KELLY."

YOU HAVE A STRONG OPINION ONE WAY OR THE OTHER ON RALPH WILSON.

YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU ONCE REALLY LIKED OJ.

IT AIN'T A REAL SNOWSTORM UNLESS THEY BAN DRIVING FOR MORE THAN 6 HOURS.

YOU CARRY A SHOVEL AND JUMPER CABLES IN YOUR TRUNK ALL YEAR ROUND.

IF YOU DRIVE A FOREIGN CAR YOU FEEL GUILTY &CONSTANTLY EXPLAIN "ITS MADE IN OHIO".

NONE OF THE NEW THEME PARKS IS AS COOL AS CRYSTAL BEACH WAS IN IT'S DAY.

UNBELIEVABLE THINGS ABOUT OTHER PLACES:

EVERYONE DOESN'T PAY 8% SALES TAX OR $3,000 PROPERTY TAXES ON A $70,000 HOUSE???

ALL GOLF COURSE AREN'T FLAT???

WHAT'S A FREEWAY???

THE REST OF THE COUNTRY ISN'T 90% CATHOLIC???

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE AN ACCENT??? WE TALK EXACTLY LIKE THE ANNOUNCERS ON TELEVISION.

PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN AREAS SUBJECT TO HURRICANES, TORNADOES, FLOODS, DROUGHTS, WILD FIRES, MUDSLIDES, AND EARTHQUAKES CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WE WOULD LIVE IN AN AREA THAT GETS SO MUCH SNOW??? IMAGINE THAT!!! I GUESS

THEY WOULD RATHER DROWN, BURN, OR GET BLOWN AWAY, OR BURIED ALIVE THAN SHOVEL FOR A WHILE. HEY WORLD WE HAVE SNOW PLOWS AND SNOW BLOWERS. AND MOST OF ALL FOUR SEASONS. AND SOMETIMES ALL IN ONE DAY. TOP THAT!

PS: WE ALSO HAVE WEBER'S MUSTARD, SAHLEN HOT DOGS AND TEXAS HOT DOG SAUCE. IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THAT.

[lodwick]

Here's something To really kill the rest of the evening for ya .

[restornu]

Thanks for that I can use it on lonely night!:)

[restornu]

Loddy, Got to share this with gran she likes these things!

To really kill the rest of the evening for ya .
http://www.widro.com/throwpaper.html

[sweetliberty]

A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.

"It's not polite."

"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."

"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"

"Because you got an F in sex."

[sweetliberty]

I am happy to report that Tinkerbelle is on his way back to Looneyland. OMG, what a PITA! I snapped at him pretty hard just before his departure. He had been getting annoyed that we were taking so long to get him on his way...and it was a major hassle getting it done (we won't even talk about the 4 1/2 hours I spent last night writing that *#@& affidavit). While I was rushing around and trying to juggle all the people that were involved in his foolishness so that we could get him to the closest bus station nearly 3 hours away, he decided to come bug me with his petty questions about what towns he would be traveling through...was he going here, was he going there, etc. I told him that where he was going was out of my office and out of the way; that he'd caused enough people enough aggravation for the past 3 days. He didn't say another word to me before he left. Was I too mean? We almost didn't get it done because the little dumb@$$ didn't have ID. If it hadn't been for the paperwork on him from DCFS, they wouldn't have let him on the bus.

I HATE BEING ON CALL! I'm a magnet for freaks!

[sweetliberty]

"and the rest of the daily stuff that takes us away from our on-line lives...it's horrible"

I hear ya! After this oncall rotation is over, I'm going to need about a gallon of blue thingies!

[westmex]

Path, Lincoln Park, West Seattle,WA.

Not a good day here..Had my monthly trip to the doctor today...

So now I'm off to bed..Goodnight all..Have a great one...

.....Westy.....