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To: null and void; lodwick; Darksheare; restornu; grannie9; Mo1; Borax Queen; Lakeshark

A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.

"It's not polite."

"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."

"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"

"Because you got an F in sex."


477 posted on 05/12/2005 8:09:32 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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To: Mo1; ValerieUSA; grannie9; Conservababe; restornu; persecutor; Canadian Outrage; celtic gal; ...

Path, Lincoln Park, West Seattle,WA.

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Not a good day here..Had my monthly trip to the doctor today...

So now I'm off to bed..Goodnight all..Have a great one...

.....Westy.....

480 posted on 05/12/2005 8:49:50 PM PDT by westmex (Ruby Ridge, Waco, Redford....Now Schiavo...Our protective Gov at work)
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To: sweetliberty

Gaaah!


491 posted on 05/13/2005 5:20:00 AM PDT by Darksheare (There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
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