Posted on 03/27/2005 12:38:42 PM PST by finnman69
Welcome,
Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on June 30th, 2005 if you don’t help. I rescued him several months ago. I found him under my porch, soaking wet, injured from what appeared to be an attack from an alley cat. I took him in, thinking he had no chance to live from his injuries, but miraculously, he recovered. I have since spent several months nursing him to health. Toby is a fighter, that’s for sure.
Unfortunately, on June 30th, 2005, Toby will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to take Toby to a butcher to have him slaughter this cute bunny. I will then prepare Toby for a midsummer feast. I have several recipes under consideration, which can be seen, with some pretty graphic images, under the recipe section.
I don’t want to eat Toby, he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet. However, God as my witness, I will devour this little guy unless I receive 50,000$ USD into my account from donations or purchase of merchandise. You can help this poor, helpless bunny’s cause by making donations through my verified PayPal account by clicking on any of the Donate buttons on this site, or by purchasing merchandise at the Savetoby.com online store.
Here is the current status of donations for Toby, as of March 20th, 2005. Thanks to everyone who has contributed!
But the idea of eating my little pet would have made me gag. Weird isn't it.
I can not believe he has raise almost $20,000 doing this.
Has he really?
I may actually have to go look at the site.
Registered through: GoDaddy.com
Domain Name: SAVETOBY.COM
Created on: 26-Jan-05
It's relatively new. Could be total BS, OR he's raking money in fast.
Not at the moment he's not. If you try to donate, you get an error message "This recipient is currently unable to receive money." PETA fanatics have to ruin everything, don't they...
Or paypal is have problems again.
Michael Shiavo, is that you?
BON APPETIT!!
Tip: They're good with gravy and spaetzle.
Good that Michael Schiavo has found his next career.
Place Marker...gotta follow this story.
I hope paypal isn't having a problem.
I use it for eBay a lot.
Kll Rabbit. Gut and wash the caracass. Soak in mild salt water solution for 4 hours. Melt 4 tbsp butter in cast iron frying pan. Add egg and flour mixture. Simmer, covered,for 10 minutes. Remove lid and brown to your liking. MMMMMMMMM MMMMM Good.
Oh thank you.
I feel much better!
:-)
I saw this around about a month ago. Wonder if he put it up again or what.
Years and years ago (early 80s, maybe late 70s) SNL did their "Larry the Lobster" schtick. They had this lobster, and had set up two 1-900 numbers -- one number to call if you wanted to save Larry, and the other if you wanted them to eat Larry. Periodically they would break into their "regular programming" to tell you which side was ahead, and to update the audience on how much money the phone company was raking in on all those 1-900 calls.
I remember that!
Sadly, I love Lobster.
Larry would have gone down and done the Dip had I been running it!
It should get a lot of hits now, it was featured on NBC News tonight! I really love that the guy wants to piss off the animal rights nutcases!
Bunny Bump
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