Posted on 03/27/2005 12:38:42 PM PST by finnman69
Welcome,
Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on June 30th, 2005 if you don’t help. I rescued him several months ago. I found him under my porch, soaking wet, injured from what appeared to be an attack from an alley cat. I took him in, thinking he had no chance to live from his injuries, but miraculously, he recovered. I have since spent several months nursing him to health. Toby is a fighter, that’s for sure.
Unfortunately, on June 30th, 2005, Toby will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to take Toby to a butcher to have him slaughter this cute bunny. I will then prepare Toby for a midsummer feast. I have several recipes under consideration, which can be seen, with some pretty graphic images, under the recipe section.
I don’t want to eat Toby, he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet. However, God as my witness, I will devour this little guy unless I receive 50,000$ USD into my account from donations or purchase of merchandise. You can help this poor, helpless bunny’s cause by making donations through my verified PayPal account by clicking on any of the Donate buttons on this site, or by purchasing merchandise at the Savetoby.com online store.
Here is the current status of donations for Toby, as of March 20th, 2005. Thanks to everyone who has contributed!
Too bad this guy didn't find Michael Moore or Bill Mahr, wet, soaking and helpless on his porch.
LOL
What I'm worried about is that someone will use that picture during te next "Freepathon"
"Donate to FR or we're going to eat this cute bunny!"
Clean Tobyand soak in salted water. This is called brining and it makes Toby nice and tender. Drain, disjoint it in pieces for serving and place in a large kettle with onions, bay leaf, celery and salt.Cover with cold water and cook slowly until tender, about two hours. Add chopped carrots and potatoes and continue cooking until these vegetables are done. Smooth flour with a little cold water and add slowly. When thickened, add chopped parsley and serve.
AMERIKA! WHAT A COUNTRY!
Some people don't like hare in their stew...
I prefer pan fried bunny/pork and beans stirred in the fryins. Yum!
Imagine how many hits he would get if the rabbit was named Terri?
You're a BAAAADDDD Man!
:-)
pretty funny hate mail here:
http://www.savetoby.com/updates/3.php
one sample:
Subject: Congratulations, You've just been reported to PETA for animal cruelty
From: Jason
yeah,
you sick bastard, i took the liberty in notifying PETA of your actions, cruelty to animals as well as demanding money for for a life.And trust me, you can expect hell to be raised for you and your sick friends from the law and the largest animal rights groups soon.Have fun with the activist's and the courts, asshole! If you were smart, you hand over the bunny to a shelter and refund all of the money donated to you before you get yourself into a world of hurt.
Jason
This one deserves some special attention. The first thing I'd like to point out is that animal cruelty involves hurting an animal, and furthermore, doing so in a way that is considered cruel. I haven't hurt Toby and if he happens to die in June, it will be a painless death at the hand of a butcher. Secondly PETA can lick my balls. They can not and will not ever do anything about my site, so feel free to report me to PETA all day long. You'll just get their automated response about my website which is "Of course, such sites are in very poor taste but, unfortunately, are usually legal." In other words, "we can't do anything".
I like that idea!
(Can I be the bunny eater?)
Is this guy Nigerian? A new twist to the scam. :-)
This is a case for Judge Greer!
Oh my!
That raw flour taste will spoil what sounds like a very nice stew.
I gotta admit it's creative, AND he's slamming PETA. He may get some idiots to contribute. And he does have merchandise for sale too.
I suppose you'd have to settle that with the Mods!
I actually like rabbit, but i am not sure i could kill and eat one I've kept as a pet.
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