Posted on 03/15/2005 3:07:01 PM PST by pissant
Bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results (female):
Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to Earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the butt. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years . . . Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.
Drink: White Zin Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...
Drink: Shots Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.
Then there is the male addendum .... The deal with guys is, as always, = very simple and clear cut.
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get some.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get some.
Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get some.
Whiskey: He doesn't give two rats about anything but getting some.
Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something.
White Zin: He's gay.
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I agree!
And they talk about how much they love their wives, daughters, mothers, etc - and they call other women "hotties", "babes", and "broads" -- I wonder what they are thinking! Do they know that the "hotties", "babes", and "broads" are someone's wife, daughter or mother?
I have gotten caught up in those arguments a few times and vow to just not go there anymore with some of the neanderthals.
I do - however - enjoy many of pissants threads. There just seem to be a few knuckle draggers who ruin the fun for everyone.
Don't get me wrong, I like pissants threads too. I should have stated that it's not only HIS threads.
BTW, knuckle draggers ...I never heard that one before. LOL! I'll have to remember that one! :)
Pilsner Urquell
One of my faves too...
However, lately I'm on a wheat beer kick.
"Hey, what about coffee? Isn't that a drink?"
Maybe Irish coffee (without the coffee).
You didn't ping me here?!
Got me!
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