Posted on 03/15/2005 3:07:01 PM PST by pissant
Bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results (female):
Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to Earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the butt. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years . . . Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.
Drink: White Zin Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...
Drink: Shots Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.
Then there is the male addendum .... The deal with guys is, as always, = very simple and clear cut.
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get some.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get some.
Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get some.
Whiskey: He doesn't give two rats about anything but getting some.
Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something.
White Zin: He's gay.
(Excerpt) Read more at funtown.com ...
"Oh, are his hands tied? hmmmm.... interesting".
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You give us freeper guys a run for the money in the interesting thoughts category!
Yes, I do.
If they monitored freepmail, we'd likely both get banned. ;0)
I should read a bit farther before responding. Oh well, I like your posts pissant.
Gotta beat the chicks off with a stick when I'm nursing a Guinness.
annoying is the answer.....just kiddin'
When my drink starts talking, I make it a point to stop...</p>
Yes, nursing with a Guinness....
You are correct. But Guinness is a "dry" stout, not a sweet stout (ie Mackeson's). So my theory on nursing carries the day. ;o)
Willie Nelson said that, didn't he?
BTW, put that awesome tagline back into your screen name. I was just gettin' used to it....
I can live with that!
Ice Cold Pilsner Urquel - man oh man - thats fine by me!
Hmmm...I think a Long Beach falls into this category, but does under 30 qualify me as "older?" LOL I do cop to having picky taste and knowing what I want, though. But, I like to shoot pool, heh heh.
Also, that women are referred to on those types of threads as 'babes', 'chicks' or 'hotties', gets really annoying sometimes too. It's not to say some of pissant's "gender" threads aren't amusing. I can usually tell right away by the title of the thread whether or not I choose to check it out.
Just my opinion is all.
Pilsner Urquell may be the finest lager on the planet. Tho there are a few german and other central european brands that give it stiff competition.
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