Man cuts off, eats sex organ in Zamboanga City

INQ7.net ^ | 03/07/2005 | Agence France-Presse

[KeyesPlease]

ALL TOGETHER NOW: "my bologna has a first name..."

[Khepera]

"If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

I don't think i have ever heard a truer statement.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

This makes what van Gogh did to impress HIS girlfriend seem, uh, flaccid by comparison. This news is eerier than earie....



(involuntary male flinch)

[freebilly]

If this had occurred in San Francisco it wouldn't be news. It would just be dessert....

[Argus]

"If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

I was about to say, "finally, something everybody can agree on", but we haven't yet heard from the Sex Organ Self-Mutilation and Consumption Liberation Front.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

You have a real grasp for the obvious.

[KidGlock]

"my bologna has a first name..."

I haven't yet named my bologna. Should I?

[JimWforBush]

(involuntary male flinch)

DITTO

[End Times Sentinel]

You know, one of my "Owl_Eagle's Rules for a Happy Life" - Anytime surgury involves removal of the penis, get a second opinion.

I think this could apply here too.

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton

(Yes, she really said that

Peggy Noonan

The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

[KeyesPlease]

I haven't yet named my bologna. Should I?

Don't do it, man! You know how the rest of the song goes.

Seriously, I can't believe the guy did that to himself. Unbelievable.

[Snardius]

"If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

Then again, he may have stuck it somewhere that was extremely offensive to him and he didn't want to be attached to it anymore...

[ItsOurTimeNow]

>>Seriously, I can't believe the guy did that to himself. Unbelievable.<<

He was long overdue for some recognition and was just trying to toot his own horn...

[Bombardier]

Asked about the patient's mental state, one staff member said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

Must have been the valedictorian of his med school class if he has such a firm grasp of the obvious......

Another fine example of why the Philippines leads the world in advancing psychiatry..../sarc

[Ruth A.]

Asked about the patient's mental state, one staff member said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

Mind you, the MSM had to ask the question.

[NonValueAdded]

Probably a tragic misunderstanding of the song Oh, the monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga

[MarineBrat]

Hey, it got him in the news...

[AnOldCowhand]

Must have been the valedictorian of his med school class if he has such a firm grasp of the obvious

Uhhh...I think the reporter that had to ask the question is the real genius here.

[Dan from Michigan]

I always thought the term "eat a dick" was an insult......

[Redcloak]

Assuming that he has no heirs, he's in the running for a Darwin award. (Though, my money's still on that Welsh soccer fan.)

[therogueranger]

Oops! Fear factor gone wild!