[KeyesPlease]

ALL TOGETHER NOW: "my bologna has a first name..."

[Khepera]

"If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

I don't think i have ever heard a truer statement.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

This makes what van Gogh did to impress HIS girlfriend seem, uh, flaccid by comparison. This news is eerier than earie....



(involuntary male flinch)

[freebilly]

If this had occurred in San Francisco it wouldn't be news. It would just be dessert....

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

You have a real grasp for the obvious.

[KidGlock]

"my bologna has a first name..."

I haven't yet named my bologna. Should I?

[Snardius]

"If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

Then again, he may have stuck it somewhere that was extremely offensive to him and he didn't want to be attached to it anymore...

[Bombardier]

Asked about the patient's mental state, one staff member said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

Must have been the valedictorian of his med school class if he has such a firm grasp of the obvious......

Another fine example of why the Philippines leads the world in advancing psychiatry..../sarc

[Ruth A.]

Asked about the patient's mental state, one staff member said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

Mind you, the MSM had to ask the question.

[NonValueAdded]

Probably a tragic misunderstanding of the song Oh, the monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga

[MarineBrat]

Hey, it got him in the news...

[Dan from Michigan]

I always thought the term "eat a dick" was an insult......

[Redcloak]

Assuming that he has no heirs, he's in the running for a Darwin award. (Though, my money's still on that Welsh soccer fan.)

[JSloth]

Not a recommended cure for erectile dysfunction.

[melbell]

You just can't make this stuff up.