Kitty Caption LXXXIX – Law of Gravity Ruled Unconstitutional – (Humor/Meow Alerts)

7 March 2005 | PetroniDE

[PetroniDE]

Scientists and engineers around the world are confused. Living Nobel Prize winners in physics are dumbfounded. The people at NASA can’t explain it. Don’t ask our cats, they don’t understand what is happening either. Even Mother Nature is fooled (and we know what happens when you try to fool Mother Nature).

While the rest of the country is still wondering what the United States Supreme Court was thinking when they struck down capital punishment for minors, they just came up with another brain teaser. In another 5-4 ruling, the United States Supreme Court has ruled unconstitutional the Law of Gravity. What this means for civilization no one knows, but let’s see what progress our cats have made in the analysis of this ruling.

No Gravity Huh – OK Genius, Explain This.

Gravity Proof Card Building – Maybe; Cat Proof Card Building – NEVER.
Courtesy of GretchenM

Damn – Missed Again. Don’t Laugh – You Try Calibrating Scope With No Gravity.

OOPS – I Guess Murphy’s Law Still Applies.
Courtesy of Delta21

[PetroniDE]

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[PetroniDE]

PING…

It’s Not Nice To Fool --- Mother Nature !! --- ZAP !! (ROFLOL)

[Flyer]

Oh, great. Floating cats.

[Flyer]

[Flyer]

[sweetliberty]

[Slings and Arrows]

Cats don't study law.
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[tob2]

Thanks for my morning laugh!

[PilloryHillary]

[PilloryHillary]

Your kitty looks just like ours! Cool pic.

[sweetliberty]

Well, it isn't mine, just one I found on the internet. Mine is a bit more "sedentary." He just imagines himself flying through the air. You will notice the extended arms and crouching legs. He is really fixin' to take off there. It just requires a lot of concentration.

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[PilloryHillary]

LOL! What a cutie!

[PilloryHillary]

 

[martin_fierro]

Salvador Dali, "Atomica" 1948

[yankeedame]

[Glenn]

He's not a cat. But he's the newest addition to the house. He arrived yesterday. He takes the place of Michael the Mutt who was my companion of nearly 17 years.

[dinasour]

Found this signature in a techincal news group. Thought it was cute: 

			
      |\      _,,,---,,_		
ZZZzz /,`.-'`'    -.  ;-;;,_		
     |,4-  ) )-,_. ,\ (  `'-'		
    '---''(_/--'  `-'\_) 

[YankeeinOkieville]

That picture of the kitten and the kid - I'd hug the kitten and tell someone else to take care of the kid. I mean really, look at that fuzzy little face, how could you resist that!? (does this mean I'm gonna be a bad grandma someday?)

Flyer - re: your pic#5 - I'm sorry to have to say this but that is about the ugliest excuse for a cat I've ever seen. But if it's yours I'm sure you love it anyway (I hope I didn't hurt your feelings)

Glenn - re: your pic#16 - I want to come to your house to play. Those big innocent eyes are hiding some pure destructive baby fun. (condolences on Michael)

[PetroniDE]

I Fly Threw The Air ---
Nothing Beneath My Four Feet ---
When I Reach My Destination ---
Time For My Treat.

[PetroniDE]

Don't think that is his cat. Flyer is a dog person.