Posted on 03/07/2005 3:57:49 AM PST by PetroniDE
Scientists and engineers around the world are confused. Living Nobel Prize winners in physics are dumbfounded. The people at NASA can’t explain it. Don’t ask our cats, they don’t understand what is happening either. Even Mother Nature is fooled (and we know what happens when you try to fool Mother Nature).
While the rest of the country is still wondering what the United States Supreme Court was thinking when they struck down capital punishment for minors, they just came up with another brain teaser. In another 5-4 ruling, the United States Supreme Court has ruled unconstitutional the Law of Gravity. What this means for civilization no one knows, but let’s see what progress our cats have made in the analysis of this ruling.
No Gravity Huh – OK Genius, Explain This.
Gravity Proof Card Building – Maybe; Cat Proof Card Building – NEVER.
Courtesy of GretchenM 
Damn – Missed Again. Don’t Laugh – You Try Calibrating Scope With No Gravity. 
OOPS – I Guess Murphy’s Law Still Applies.
Courtesy of Delta21
My dog is a cat person, though.
This cat wandered in the open patio door a couple of weeks ago and visited for a while.
Aawwwww......
great pic
What a cutie. Who could resist that face?
That is the cutest puppy I have ever seen. Good luck with him/her.
love it!
Awww .. is that a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel?
Great start to the week.
AWWW, He is just too precious!!! Congrats on your newest family member :)
It is.
BTW, what's the end of your tag line mean?
That cat looks like it's been glued to the ceiling, and it's none too pleased about it.Lol.
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That?
I would like to make up some mysterious story, but it is just a line I found in a spam message.
Mr. Bigglesworth?
(I don't get out much)
What's the little guy's name? He's very cute.
Love the haiku. It's purrfect.
There you go, reading spam again.
Some subject lines and select content from my recent spam:
away with her pain
do it like an animal
looow price gaurntee f's (How strange! But if you will come with me to one of our folk gardens I will show you the way we grow in the Land of the Mangaboos)
Skinny boy needs to talk to a boy
Why V1agra mails sucks? (Yes, we all know Pharmacy mail sucks due to high and astronomical prices, filling your Inbox)
Wndows 2Ooo Server update (NOTES: The contents of this information is for your exclusive use and should not be forum curran)
professional freight forwarding (The decentralized aspect of Gnutella allows file-sharers to find each other with out soliciting accounting simultaneously for the work of hybridization and the work of purification)
Glamour Magazine Personals : Don't you need someone to love
Confidential Message (That flight attendant is not missing playing below the bridge at this exact moment)
hey buddy-this rea|ly w0rks (In response, the forces fired towards the positions with light weapons, but did not fire a tank shell, the military sources said)
Pen1s enlarg3ment p1lls
Breaking News (Paul's grandson disliked studying for six weeks)
Important news (13. Ninety six bottles of beer, three a's, three b's, one c, two d's, thirty two e's, six f's, two g's, six h's, twelve i's, one j, one k, five l's, one m, eighteen n's, fourteen o's, one p, six r's, twenty seven s's, twenty t's, two u's, seven v's, nine w's, five x's, and five y's on the wall)
A message of importance; towards a New Paradigm (You are great and valuable, and it is a honor to write to you. Since there are no accidents in the universe, everyone who reads this is supposed to read it)
FW: Wonderful no more queuing in the pharmcy farad (And Strolling Down The Elysee We Had A Drink In Each Cafe)
Merced Sun newspaper - Analysis on Welfare Medical Aid (The contents of this info is for usage and should not be swollen coat)
Mr. Pace has $788,928 for you
Nice haiku. :-)
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