Posted on 02/11/2005 11:04:16 AM PST by TheBigB
Okay gang, time for some better-late-than-never FRIDAY SILLINESS!! Gather ye round and have fun...post pics, silly jokes, nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THEAD!
"Yawn, I'll just watch the silliness from here."
"Yes, I believe I shall have some silliness. Thank you." .jpg)
Silliness! Arf! 
"I know what I wanna do when I grow up!" 
Fierce Allegiance used to have a Debbie Gibson tape in his truck. :^)
(speakers on)
Ok, so I'm reading the news online last night while having a beer(s). One link leads to another and I find myself on the Bangladeshi Army's homepage. I thought this was pretty funny....but I think I enlisted...it's all pretty hazy...
http://www.bangladesharmy.info/index.htm
Re:
Post 220
It's enough to make a grown man cry.
The horror....... The horror............
As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she
heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the
door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout
with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?" The
daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried,
and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.
Please, go away and leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from
the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the
room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her
vibrator. When he questioned her as to what she was doing,
the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried,
and this thing is about as cl ose as I'll ever get to a husband.
Please, go away and leave me alone."
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip,
placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that
now familiar buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the
family room. She cautiously entered that area and observed
her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV with the
vibrator next to him buzzing like crazy. The wife shrieked,
"What the hell are you doing?"
The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my
son-in-law."
The funniest part about that picture is the guy sleeping one off in the passenger seat! LOL!!
Oh the humanity!
lol ...... I wouldn't kick him out!
A young just married couple entered thier hotel room for the honeymoon. The new husband, wanting to prove his manhood called his bride over. "Honey, put my pants on" he said, she tried to get his pants on and replied, "I can't get them on". He said, "that's right, I wear the pants in theis family". The bride, upset ran to the bathroom crying, soon to come out throwing her panties at him. "Put my panties on", she cried. So the husband struggles to get the panties past his knees and replies, "I can't get into them1". She replied, "that's right!", "and you won't get into them with that attitude"...
Oh that is for sure!! LOL!
There fairly disturbing South Park around Christmas where Stan was banished from the town and went to live at the secret PETA retreat in the mountains. They told him he could only live there if he got he permission of their leader and they ushered him into a tent. In there was their "leader"- a goat. Stan stared at the goat for a minute then went outside and said, "He said it was cool."
LOL!!! That is a good one.
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LOL!!!
Oh man! That is sooo cute!
Subject: Humour: Aircraft maintenance
> After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet,
>which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft
>during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read
>and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half
>of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the
>gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground
>crews and engineers lack a sense of humor!
>
>Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as
>submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance
>engineers.(By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never
>had an accident.) P = The problem logged by the pilot
>S = The solution and action taken by the engineers
>
>P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
>S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
>
>P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
>S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
>
>P: Something loose in cockpit.
>S: Something tightened in cockpit.
>
>P: Dead bugs on windshield.
>S: Live bugs on back-order.
>
>P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
>S: Evidence removed.
>
>P: DME volume unbelievably loud. (Distance Measuring equipment)
>S: DME volume set to more believable level.
>
>P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
>S: That's what they're there for.
>
>P: IFF inoperative.
>S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
>
>P: Suspected crack in windshield.
>S: Suspect you're right.
>
>P: Number 3 engine missing.
>S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
>
>P: Aircraft handles funny.
>S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
>
>P: Target radar hums.
>S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
>
>P: Mouse in cockpit.
>S: Cat installed.
>
>P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget
>pounding
>on something with a hammer.
>S: Took hammer away from midget.
yes. pretty much. add sound-effects.
LOL!!
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