*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

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[Sensei Ern]

There is a joke there that if I shared it, I know it would be censored.

It includes the words:
"The last time I saw a women who could put her " and the words, "in her " and the words, "she was the Incredible Rubber Woman at the circus sideshow."

[ReeWalker]

" Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your a** tomorrow."

[ZinGirl]

HEY! as a woman I am totally offended by that picture....and I think it should be removed...(the PICTURE, not...oh, nevermind!)

nah...I don't care. besides....shouldn't I be doing some Christmas shopping right now instead of this?

;)

HAPPY FRIDAY!

[Hemingway's Ghost]

What knockers!

[Angry Republican]

ROFLOL!!!

[TheBigB]

"Hah! Monsters!!"

[annyokie]

Back at ya! (Christmas is also my birthday.)

[TheBigB]

Here's a real one, and yummy!

FUDGE SCOTCH SQUARES

1 12 oz. pk. semisweet shocolate morsels
1 12 oz. pk. butterscotch morsels
2 cans Eagle brand milk
2 teaspoons vanilla flavoring
3 cups graham cracker crumbs
OPTIONAL: 1 1/2 cups cracked almonds

Mix all together and spread in 9"x13" glass dish that has been sprayed with Pam. Cook on 350 degrees for 30 minutes. Take pan out and let sit for 15-20 minutes. Cut in squares. Remove from pan. These freeze well.

[SweetCaroline]

....shouldn't I be doing some Christmas shopping right now instead of this

.......yea, well, I'm suppose to be writing Christmas Cards and all I got done was 5 since 6AM. At this rate I will have them all done by Christmas of next year!!!!!!!!

....NOTE TO SELF:give up FR for the the next 8 days!

[xsmommy]

YOU are passing round recipes....????? <>>> xs rubbing eyes in disbelief....

[CaptRon]

Where's the kitten?

[xsmommy]

is this a new TV Show, Cooking with Mr. T&A ???

[TheBigB]

It's one of my favorites. :) My Mom always makes them when I visit home.

[A CA Guy]

I just heard the Friar's Club will be taking a lesson from 'The Apprentice'in forming their own highly rated weekly TV show.

"YOUR FRIARED"!

[melbell]

Oh it's there! Just keep looking!

(I know that must be the blessing you were looking for)

[Armedanddangerous]

How about a Christmassy Ann picture?

[xsmommy]

it is a variation on the standard magic cookie bars, as i know them, but i like the almonds idea, i generally use walnuts in my recipe and choc chips rather than butterscotch, but your version sounds good too, Chef BigB....

[Pinetop]

Well, if you liked that one:

A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the
superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."
The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek says "We had great Mathematicians."
The Italian says "We had the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on and then the Greek Says: "We invented sex."

The Italian says "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it
to women."

[SweetCaroline]

(Christmas is also my birthday.) HEY, ANNY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO!!!!!!!but don't ask what year I was born.;

[TheBigB]

Jamie Oliver already has the "Naked Chef" title trademarked. : )