Posted on 11/08/2004 4:28:08 AM PST by Chairman_December_19th_Society
We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail!
Good morning!!
Do not let the victims of the attacks on New York and Washington, nor the brave members of our Nation's military who have given their lives to protect our freedom, die in vain!!
And so the democRATS continue to look out upon their election wasteland, pondering what could have been...
"Guess I'll need a ranch out there in South Dakata," said Tom Daschle, as he reflected upon the loss he took on November 2. "I'll teach those darn Dakotans a lesson, I'll be in their face every day, all year. By the way, Nancy, where is South Dakota?"
Why, it's just west of Minnesota, one of the few states we were able to work our special election magic," said Nancy Pelosi, responding to the request from the recalcitrant Senate democRAT leader.
"We would have won them all had John Kerry not flip-flopped on us and pulled our election specialists at the last minute."
"You're right, Terry, it's hard to know who to trust anymore. But that call you made to Ohio, Hillary, that was priceless, but I just can't get over the fact that Senator Kerry refused to stick to the script. He was supposed to use all those trial lawyers you had so thoughtfully pre-positioned in Ohio just for that purpose."
"Yes, Nancy, I had it all set up. I had the extra ballots all printed, and everything was ready to go, just according to the plan we had laid out. We had those devilish Republicans sweating, Hillary had our network partners on board, and John does us in. We would have had Ohio with just a couple more hours. My staff had the story all ready that dozens of ballot boxes had just been discovered in Cincinatti--we have to credit Paris Glendenning, that stunt of his in the 1994 election in Maryland was shear brillance. And we were ready to do it again!"
"Yes, he was a trailblazer. He knew how to get things done, how to protect the citizens, how to make sure that we took care of them because we know what's best for them. John just couldn't shake that flip-flop habit of his. We were even ready to announce that he had lost the election before we won it.
"Nancy, you are so right. If you can't trust a fellow democRAT, who can you trust?"
For AMERICA - The Right Way, I remain yours in the Cause, the Chairman.
When my father retired, he grew a beard, saying he was never going to shave again. As my daughter grew up, he told her that he was Santa Claus's brother, which unknown to me she believed! Imagine her kindergarten teacher's confusion when THAT little tidbit was revealed to the class! LOL!
How funny!
Oh *S*.
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Iamgettingacold.
Dang!!
Sorry to hear you're coming down with a cold. Busy time of year. Take care.
Today's 'tator take goes into detail about how a Sentor saying "I voted for the Bush Supreme Court nominee before I voted against him" will work to our advange.
Bless you.
Thank you.
I am going to get that noe tuff that you put in your noe for a tuffy noe
I hate snow.. though I have enjoyed performing a few snow jobs...
Well, knock me over with a feather!!!!!!!!!
Someone left the windows open in the car last night. The neighbor's cat was hiding in there just now.
OH NO!!!!!! AAAAACK!!!! HELP!!!!! I HATE *S*!!!! DANG! THIS IS TOO EARLY FOR THE *S*TUFF!!!!!
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