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Posted on 11/03/2004 11:40:35 AM PST by tx_eggman
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love,
Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky
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posted on
11/03/2004 11:40:35 AM PST
by
tx_eggman
To: tx_eggman
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posted on
11/03/2004 11:42:16 AM PST
by
donnab
To: tx_eggman
That was an episode of M*A*S*H*.
To: tx_eggman
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posted on
11/03/2004 11:46:29 AM PST
by
TwoWolves
(The only kind of control the liberals don't want is self control.)
To: tx_eggman
How Funny! I bet the expression on her face was Priceless.
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posted on
11/03/2004 11:47:30 AM PST
by
texas country
(Michelle Malkin,Ann Coulter,Laura Ingraham-Strong Women that Rock!)
To: Question Liberal Authority
That was an episode of M*A*S*H*.Never watched it myself ... surprised anyone would admit to it.
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posted on
11/03/2004 11:47:50 AM PST
by
tx_eggman
("There is no safety for honest men but by believing all possible evil of evil men." --Edmund Burke)
To: tx_eggman
Never watched it myself ... surprised anyone would admit to it. It was the 1970's. We only had 4 channels then.
To: tx_eggman
I have seen every episode at least ten times. It is only recently that I quit watching because of the political stance of some of its stars.
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posted on
11/03/2004 3:35:41 PM PST
by
arjay
(If the NYT is against it, it must be good for America.)
To: arjay
I have seen every episode at least ten timesNow that was time well spent.
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posted on
11/04/2004 6:02:31 AM PST
by
tx_eggman
("There is no safety for honest men but by believing all possible evil of evil men." --Edmund Burke)
To: Question Liberal Authority
"surprised anyone would admit to it."
M*A*S*H is the best, and I'm a "young'un" and still love it! But I have never seen this episode? This sounds like something Hawkeye would do. Was it him? Or someone else?
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posted on
11/04/2004 11:46:49 AM PST
by
melbell
(groovy)
To: melbell
Lets see.......I don't watch M.A.S.H. ANYMORE, I don't listen to Bruce Springsteen ANYMORE, I don't watch my ex-favorite movie Apocalypse Now ANYMORE,
To: tutstar
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posted on
11/06/2004 8:14:34 AM PST
by
Nightshift
(Ignorance on your part, doesn't require a reply on my part.)
To: tx_eggman
very funny!!!! i give it "5 stars". lol
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posted on
11/10/2004 8:10:33 AM PST
by
BluAngel
(save the kittens!!!!!)
To: melbell
M*A*S*H is the bestOnly if you're talking about the movie, the TV show was McHale's Navy meets Marcus Welby MD.
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posted on
11/10/2004 8:41:42 AM PST
by
tx_eggman
("There is no safety for honest men but by believing all possible evil of evil men." --Edmund Burke)
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