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Posted on 11/03/2004 11:40:35 AM PST by tx_eggman

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,

Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,

Ricky


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1 posted on 11/03/2004 11:40:35 AM PST by tx_eggman
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To: tx_eggman

LOL


2 posted on 11/03/2004 11:42:16 AM PST by donnab
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To: tx_eggman

That was an episode of M*A*S*H*.


3 posted on 11/03/2004 11:45:15 AM PST by Question Liberal Authority (THANK YOU, FREEPERS for re-electing President George W. Bush!)
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To: tx_eggman

Outstanding.


4 posted on 11/03/2004 11:46:29 AM PST by TwoWolves (The only kind of control the liberals don't want is self control.)
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To: tx_eggman
How Funny! I bet the expression on her face was Priceless.
5 posted on 11/03/2004 11:47:30 AM PST by texas country (Michelle Malkin,Ann Coulter,Laura Ingraham-Strong Women that Rock!)
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To: Question Liberal Authority
That was an episode of M*A*S*H*.

Never watched it myself ... surprised anyone would admit to it.

6 posted on 11/03/2004 11:47:50 AM PST by tx_eggman ("There is no safety for honest men but by believing all possible evil of evil men." --Edmund Burke)
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To: tx_eggman
Never watched it myself ... surprised anyone would admit to it.

It was the 1970's. We only had 4 channels then.

7 posted on 11/03/2004 11:54:43 AM PST by Question Liberal Authority (THANK YOU, FREEPERS for re-electing President George W. Bush!)
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To: tx_eggman

I have seen every episode at least ten times. It is only recently that I quit watching because of the political stance of some of its stars.


8 posted on 11/03/2004 3:35:41 PM PST by arjay (If the NYT is against it, it must be good for America.)
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To: arjay
I have seen every episode at least ten times

Now that was time well spent.

9 posted on 11/04/2004 6:02:31 AM PST by tx_eggman ("There is no safety for honest men but by believing all possible evil of evil men." --Edmund Burke)
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To: Question Liberal Authority
"surprised anyone would admit to it."

M*A*S*H is the best, and I'm a "young'un" and still love it! But I have never seen this episode? This sounds like something Hawkeye would do. Was it him? Or someone else?
10 posted on 11/04/2004 11:46:49 AM PST by melbell (groovy)
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To: melbell
Lets see.......I don't watch M.A.S.H. ANYMORE, I don't listen to Bruce Springsteen ANYMORE, I don't watch my ex-favorite movie Apocalypse Now ANYMORE,
11 posted on 11/04/2004 5:43:39 PM PST by FAHRENHEIT 4 MORE YEARS
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To: tutstar

ping


12 posted on 11/06/2004 8:14:34 AM PST by Nightshift (Ignorance on your part, doesn't require a reply on my part.)
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To: tx_eggman

very funny!!!! i give it "5 stars". lol


13 posted on 11/10/2004 8:10:33 AM PST by BluAngel (save the kittens!!!!!)
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To: melbell
M*A*S*H is the best

Only if you're talking about the movie, the TV show was McHale's Navy meets Marcus Welby MD.

14 posted on 11/10/2004 8:41:42 AM PST by tx_eggman ("There is no safety for honest men but by believing all possible evil of evil men." --Edmund Burke)
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