Posted on 09/27/2004 7:51:23 PM PDT by knak
A man has been arrested in Tennessee after police caught him running naked from the scene of a robbery covered in nacho cheese.
Michael P. Monn's jeep was spotted by a routine police patrol in a car park in Maryville in the early hours of Sunday morning.
Minutes after officers found clothes and a bottle of alcohol in the vehicle, Monn ran towards the jeep carrying a box of snacks and nacho cheese.
The 23-year-old was charged with burglary, theft, vandalism, public intoxication and indecent exposure, says the Daily Times.
An officer said: "The male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders. The nude male had a strong odour of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.''
Leni
I just saw the title, read the story and was overcome with a feeling of deja vu.
To be fair, this seems to be a different source, so I won't snitch you out to the mods.
rofl
This has made my day. LOL IABW
How can you be naked if you are wearing nacho cheese? Cheese doesn't count as clothing? Someone should have told me!
*LOL*
That one done me in.
He probably didn't have that many.
Michael Monn AKA Michael Moore.
They give driver's licenses to illegals and the border states are about to stop recognizing all TN licenses.
Now they got people running around wearing nothing but cheese and a smile?
So, uh, what was he arrested for???
He was talking to loud on his cell phone.
to=too
Holy Carp!
I went to high school with this guy. He was in my freshman ROTC class. O_o
Yeah, he was always a little odd.
BTW, why on earth is this in an Indian website? :D
What a dip.
Just a chip off the old block.
Kind of corny?
I have this nightmare every single night of my life.
Often there is a clown with a fish, though.
I see no mention of a clown with a fish.
I know what you're thinking, but I haven't done this sort of thing in weeks.
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