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Naked man covered in nacho cheese arrested
punjab ^ | 9/27/04

Posted on 09/27/2004 7:51:23 PM PDT by knak

A man has been arrested in Tennessee after police caught him running naked from the scene of a robbery covered in nacho cheese.

Michael P. Monn's jeep was spotted by a routine police patrol in a car park in Maryville in the early hours of Sunday morning.

Minutes after officers found clothes and a bottle of alcohol in the vehicle, Monn ran towards the jeep carrying a box of snacks and nacho cheese.

The 23-year-old was charged with burglary, theft, vandalism, public intoxication and indecent exposure, says the Daily Times.

An officer said: "The male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders. The nude male had a strong odour of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.''


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To: knak

Sometimes you have to let the chips fall where they may.


21 posted on 09/27/2004 7:59:15 PM PDT by Loyalist (This tagline uses IBM Selectric kerning!)
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To: Loyalist

LOL!


22 posted on 09/27/2004 7:59:37 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (http://www.osurepublicans.com)
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To: Loyalist

heh


23 posted on 09/27/2004 7:59:40 PM PDT by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: Chummy

It's true! There was a thread last week about a guy who ruined two hotel rooms covering himself and everything in the room with vaseline (including himself). Joke was, he keep slipping out of the handcuffs.


24 posted on 09/27/2004 7:59:46 PM PDT by ZOTnot (first "LADY?" (Theresa: 'Idiots', 'Shove it', 'Scumbags'). [I'll stick with Laura,please!])
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To: knak

Don't worry about me guys.
I made bail and got a good lawyer.


25 posted on 09/27/2004 7:59:50 PM PDT by counterpunch (The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
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To: knak

We assume that they immediately wrapped him in a giant tortilla.


26 posted on 09/27/2004 8:00:03 PM PDT by AmericanVictory (Should we be more like them, or they like us?)
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To: knak

Obviously a Kerry voter.


27 posted on 09/27/2004 8:00:04 PM PDT by arjay (If the NYT is against it, it must be good for America.)
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To: knak
officers found clothes and a bottle of alcohol in the vehicle

I am shocked to learn that booze was somehow involved in this incident.

28 posted on 09/27/2004 8:00:22 PM PDT by SteveMcKing
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To: knak

I knew I heard this somewhere before.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1174065/posts


29 posted on 09/27/2004 8:00:29 PM PDT by babaloo999 (Liberals say they're "Progressive". So is cancer.-------------------they're, their, whatever)
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To: Crababble

LOL!


30 posted on 09/27/2004 8:00:45 PM PDT by arjay (If the NYT is against it, it must be good for America.)
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To: IamJustright

Officers on the scene reported the man was being chased by a suspect in a Tostito costume...


31 posted on 09/27/2004 8:01:54 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (President Kerry - - there, scared ya didn't I?)
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To: knak
Micheal Moore, "Did someone say cheese?" Moore, "I LUV cheese ... feigns modesty...oh I guess one more heping won't hurt me."
32 posted on 09/27/2004 8:02:37 PM PDT by SunnySide
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To: knak; Slings and Arrows

33 posted on 09/27/2004 8:02:44 PM PDT by martin_fierro ('n'at.)
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To: knak

Are they SURE it was CHEESE?


34 posted on 09/27/2004 8:03:07 PM PDT by HTuttle
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To: knak

"Nacho, Nacho Man
I've got to be
a Nacho Man..."


35 posted on 09/27/2004 8:03:43 PM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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To: ClearCase_guy
"I think we've all found ourselves in this situation, once or twice."

I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation. Probably just one of those misunderstandings.

36 posted on 09/27/2004 8:04:52 PM PDT by Bonaparte (twisting slowly, slowly in the wind...)
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To: babaloo999

I searched, just look that far down the page.


37 posted on 09/27/2004 8:04:53 PM PDT by knak
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To: knak; babaloo999

I mean I didn't look that far down the page.


38 posted on 09/27/2004 8:05:32 PM PDT by knak
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To: Paleo Conservative
"Oh baby, baby it's a wild world."

Like A Nacho-ral Man

39 posted on 09/27/2004 8:07:25 PM PDT by Bonaparte (twisting slowly, slowly in the wind...)
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To: glock rocks

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




You prevert.


40 posted on 09/27/2004 8:07:41 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma
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