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Naked man covered in nacho cheese arrested
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| 9/27/04
Posted on 09/27/2004 7:51:23 PM PDT by knak
A man has been arrested in Tennessee after police caught him running naked from the scene of a robbery covered in nacho cheese.
Michael P. Monn's jeep was spotted by a routine police patrol in a car park in Maryville in the early hours of Sunday morning.
Minutes after officers found clothes and a bottle of alcohol in the vehicle, Monn ran towards the jeep carrying a box of snacks and nacho cheese.
The 23-year-old was charged with burglary, theft, vandalism, public intoxication and indecent exposure, says the Daily Times.
An officer said: "The male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders. The nude male had a strong odour of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.''
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KEYWORDS: cheese; dontsaymoose; itismycheese; morecheeseplease; outlawsoncheese; thatsnachocheese
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To: knak
Sometimes you have to let the chips fall where they may.
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posted on
09/27/2004 7:59:15 PM PDT
by
Loyalist
(This tagline uses IBM Selectric kerning!)
To: Loyalist
To: Loyalist
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posted on
09/27/2004 7:59:40 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
To: Chummy
It's true! There was a thread last week about a guy who ruined two hotel rooms covering himself and everything in the room with vaseline (including himself). Joke was, he keep slipping out of the handcuffs.
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posted on
09/27/2004 7:59:46 PM PDT
by
ZOTnot
(first "LADY?" (Theresa: 'Idiots', 'Shove it', 'Scumbags'). [I'll stick with Laura,please!])
To: knak
Don't worry about me guys.
I made bail and got a good lawyer.
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posted on
09/27/2004 7:59:50 PM PDT
by
counterpunch
(The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
To: knak
We assume that they immediately wrapped him in a giant tortilla.
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posted on
09/27/2004 8:00:03 PM PDT
by
AmericanVictory
(Should we be more like them, or they like us?)
To: knak
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posted on
09/27/2004 8:00:04 PM PDT
by
arjay
(If the NYT is against it, it must be good for America.)
To: knak
officers found clothes and a bottle of alcohol in the vehicleI am shocked to learn that booze was somehow involved in this incident.
To: knak
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posted on
09/27/2004 8:00:29 PM PDT
by
babaloo999
(Liberals say they're "Progressive". So is cancer.-------------------they're, their, whatever)
To: Crababble
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posted on
09/27/2004 8:00:45 PM PDT
by
arjay
(If the NYT is against it, it must be good for America.)
To: IamJustright
Officers on the scene reported the man was being chased by a suspect in a Tostito costume...
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posted on
09/27/2004 8:01:54 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(President Kerry - - there, scared ya didn't I?)
To: knak
Micheal Moore, "Did someone say cheese?"
Moore, "I LUV cheese ... feigns modesty...oh I guess one more heping won't hurt me."
To: knak; Slings and Arrows
To: knak
Are they SURE it was CHEESE?
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posted on
09/27/2004 8:03:07 PM PDT
by
HTuttle
To: knak
"Nacho, Nacho Man
I've got to be
a Nacho Man..."
To: ClearCase_guy
"I think we've all found ourselves in this situation, once or twice."I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation. Probably just one of those misunderstandings.
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posted on
09/27/2004 8:04:52 PM PDT
by
Bonaparte
(twisting slowly, slowly in the wind...)
To: babaloo999
I searched, just look that far down the page.
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posted on
09/27/2004 8:04:53 PM PDT
by
knak
To: knak; babaloo999
I mean I didn't look that far down the page.
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posted on
09/27/2004 8:05:32 PM PDT
by
knak
To: Paleo Conservative
"Oh baby, baby it's a wild world."Like A Nacho-ral Man
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posted on
09/27/2004 8:07:25 PM PDT
by
Bonaparte
(twisting slowly, slowly in the wind...)
To: glock rocks
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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