Posted on 09/22/2004 3:06:18 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs
Cybill Shepard arrived to tape a British chat show -- as I gather they are called, thanks to my extensive reading of Brit Lit -- looking like she was auditioning for the role of Red Riding Hood in a Christmas pantomime. If Red Riding Hood were, say, extremely weather-beaten from her trip to Grandmother's house. Regardez:
When questioned, Ms. Shepherd, who, according to this account had already been in London for two entire days, claimed she had "jet lag hair," and took off her hood.
To reveal -- cover the eyes of any minors in the room, please!
Apparently she rode over on the wing of the plane.
This deserved it's own thread.
Phew!! A long way from "Moonlighting."
LOL all that money and she couldn't find a wig.
Hmmmm. Looks like the glasses must have been attached to the hood.
LensCrafters?
I'm speechless. It's just so wroooong. She used to be gorgeous.
Here's some advice for trans-Atlantic travelers: Shortly before landing in London, Paris or where'er you may be arriving, duck into the plane's rest room and freshen up. Yes, use a hairbrush, too! You'll feel so much better, I guarantee.
This is so funny - Cybill's hair-raising appearance on Brit TV is all over the news:
.... Shepherd, who is in London for a one-woman show, Cybill Disobedience, did brush her hair before meeting Lorraine Kelly on her LK Today show. But she still managed to bemuse the bubbly Scot by showing off her hiking boots and saying: 'You never know when you're going to have to climb a mountain - or a man.'
GET THE CYBILL LOOK
1 Find a nearby hedge
2 Get dragged through it
3 Er, that's it!
.... 'If you'd like a laugh, I'll take it off in a bit but it's a little scary. I bought this cape last year and thought, "Some day I'm going to wear this every day of my life". So far, I've been in London for two days and I've worn it every day.'
True to her word, the actress removed the cape to reveal her blonde hair in a topknot.
She then took out her scrunchy and, with her hair standing on end, laughed: 'Would you like me to brush it now?' ....
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Two days in London and her hair still has jet lag? Reminds me of Hillary and the unwashed, stringy look she was sporting during her most recent trip to Scandinavia!
What's that intoxicating smell?: "How stupid do you think I am?" Monica Lewinsky demanded when Lowdown asked Monday night if she thought Alan Cumming would make a good President. This was at the Chelsea launch party for Cumming, the Scottish actor's new fragrance. "I'm not answering that question!" Lewinsky added indignantly. "Someone told me you work for the Daily News." But the 31-year-old handbag designer and former Bill Clinton paramour - filling out a pair of fancily embroidered jeans and a huge brown shawl - had nothing but praise for Cumming: "Alan is the most wonderful, wonderful man in the world. I adore him." Later Cumming explained: "Monica and I are old friends - we go way back." Sensing an opportunity, the actor agreed that John Kerry would definitely benefit from a few drops of Cumming. "It makes you feel better about yourself. It might make him more charismatic." NY Daily News
Oh my goodness!
That is really bad. Luckily she wasn't in one of the really fashionable Euro capitals, the French would have run her out of town via the Chunnel!
"Some day I'm going to wear this every day of my life".
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Shrill wannabee here.
I pity her publicist.
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See what happens when you're too liberal too long? I'll bet she hangs out with Kitty Kelley at those truck stops.
Remember this guy on the plane wing in Twilight Zone? Even his hair looked better than Cybil's.
Where in the world did you find that photo!
I'm a simple girl, but I can google with the best of them. I'm a guerilla-googler, actually.
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ROTFL!!! She had HOOD hair!! Does this show NOT provide makeup artists or hair dressers for their guests?
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