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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs; All

Dear Tide:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have!

I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write to the Hefty bag people.

Kindest Regards,

Iowa Granny
Cornfield, Iowa


19 posted on 09/22/2004 6:41:22 PM PDT by Iowa Granny (Proud to be associated with pajama wearing news gatherers)
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To: Iowa Granny

ROFLMAO!


23 posted on 09/22/2004 8:05:37 PM PDT by Aggie Mama
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To: Iowa Granny

LOL

RIP, OG.


28 posted on 09/23/2004 5:41:27 AM PDT by lodwick (He that meddleth with strife belonging not to him, is like one that taketh a dog by the ears.)
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To: Iowa Granny
I.G. - Don't even THINK about this one for the Inaugural Ball. The Big Bird look is so Clinton-era.

Yellow by Miro : A model presents an outfit by Spanish designer Jose Miro during the Spring/Summer 2005 Pasarela Cibeles Fashion show in Madrid.

60 posted on 09/23/2004 5:05:21 PM PDT by They'reGone2000 (In my jammies in an undisclosed location.)
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